JPG for men is fucking vile
It smells of Gay and Desperate and stays in your lungs for a week.
It should be banned.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:18, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

as should Lynx

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Which one?
The spicy ones are cack but the fresh ones are alright if you don't drown yourself in them.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Lynx = Asian estate agent from Bethnal Green

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:23, Reply)

I haven't smelt that one.
Alaska was the one when I was at school.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Lynx just smells of poor people to me.
I actually don't mind the men's Gaultier though, so I think we'd better just shake hands and move on.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Gaultier is a choking slaggy mess

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I think the worst perfume I ever smelled was called Angel and it was by Gaultier or Givenchy
it smelled like rotting chocolate, it's an indescribable smell!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:37, Reply)

I love this smell : (
It's by Theirry Mugler.
( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:45, Reply)

It's a bit much isn't it
especially when I find that it's mostly worn by younger men who have no restraint when applying it. I am currently loving Issey Miyake Blue, Chanel Blue and regular Issey Miyake. Fahrenheit would be my chav spray of choice.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Issey Miyake Blue, Chanel Blue and regular Issey Miyake. Fahrenheit would be my chav spray of choice.
Darth Foxtrot up his slack, distended anus AND I FUCKING LOVE IT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Are you afraid of our love?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Frankly yes, yes I am.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Would you feel more comfortable if you were to come along and watch
before moving up to participation?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Stop this immediately.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 14:00, Reply)

I quite like the chocolate one
and I used to love Apollo but they stopped making it
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Is that the one in the stripy blue man shaped bottle?
If so, I rather like that as long as it is subtly applied as opposed to drowning in the stuff.
(berk, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Good, so do I.
I didn't realise I liked the smell of gayness and desperation and have been rather worried since reading Roota's assessment.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:32, Reply)

of course you like the smell
it's like a scented beacon
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:33, Reply)

OOH IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!
Happy Birthday, Mont.
Stear clear of desperate gays tonight.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Ooh I didn't realise it was his birthday
Happy Birthday Monty. And Roota's advice is good, stay away from the desperate ones
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Thank you. I shall try.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Thank you, my dear.
I'm staying in, so it shouldn't be too tricky I hope.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Unless Darth knocks round

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:45, Reply)

*turns off lights, stays away from windows, makes no noise at all*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:48, Reply)

now say
Darth Foxtrot three times, while looking into a darkened mirror
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:51, Reply)

What will happen?
I'll feel a sudden, agonising pain in my rectum?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Hole in one

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:55, Reply)