It's BLAK now
get it right.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:25, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

YOu're not cool enough to be in LAK

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:27, Reply)

I'm not in LAK
I'm in BLAK.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Giving yourself airs there, chap.
You're not punchy, pole-y or slutty enough to qualify. You can be in BLAND.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:29, Reply)

he's an honourary member because TGB was being the pit bull to his little child's face.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I think it's time I stood on my own two feet. And resign my honourary post.
Thankyou for your infinite patience and kindness. I will come back my own man.

*walks off into distance looking magnificent rapey*
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:33, Reply)

A pit bull to his face would be a drastic improvement
And you don't decide who get's to be in LAK.

If you allow him in then Amberl has to go back in too
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:34, Reply)

You're not the boss of me
We reformed LAK under our own terms; the only requirement for entry is to hate you. So far we've got over 5,000 members.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Awesome
Do you have "We hate TGB" badges? Is there a newletter?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:37, Reply)

I'm so making those badges

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:41, Reply)

I'm so buying a few dozen

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Awesome
Can I have one please
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:43, Reply)

If it's good enough Labs I'll get the fucker tattooed on me
TRUFAX
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)

No you won't

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Wanna bet
If I get it done, and I can guarantee there are no little hidden Bobby is a cunt bits, you have to pay for it. Deal?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:48, Reply)

This is a bad idea
This is not cool. You are making a fool of yourself online.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:49, Reply)

You make all these assumptions about me and then apply your
'online' rules. I couldn't care less about having a shitty tattoo that will make me laugh for ages.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:50, Reply)

I'm sure you'll spot
tnuc a si ybboB
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Hahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Rather that than
tnuc a sah ybboB
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:00, Reply)

We Hate Badger Badges
love it
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Hmm
"I hate TGB" or "I hate Badger"?
I prefer the former, but the latter has a surreal charm to it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:47, Reply)

I don't want Mighty or Amorous thinking it's about them
Mighty because I like him and Amorous because he already thinks has a weird ego over stuff like that.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Doubt I can fit
"I lost my other badge in TGB's vagina" on a 25mm badge.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:50, Reply)

haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Just have we hate this badger
and a picture of my face
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:49, Reply)

The newsletter would be a bit dull
Update: Still Hating The Badger
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:47, Reply)

You could have my best quotes
Best retorts
Person who angered badger the most through blind stupidity (bobs pretty much got that one covered)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:52, Reply)

sounds like you have your own newsletter already
and you just want an excuse to send it out...
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Of course I do
It's all about ME
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:01, Reply)

says potato face over there in the corner.
I've resigned.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Shame I was enjoying being in a pretend internet letters group.
Best be miserable now I'm not allowed.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Maybe he has stupendous norks?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:34, Reply)

and they have man hair on them!
Alright Z
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Put those away!
Alright Bobble?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:41, Reply)

course, it's poker night.
You missed Bert pop in earlier. Banned again now. What's new?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:43, Reply)

I didn't miss it
just watched it unfold with a tedious inevitability. There's no point getting in a flap every time he appears. I'm sure he finds it very amusing.

Poker night? Cheating or no cheating?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:49, Reply)

No cheating anymore
I have realised there is no need now with this lot. Honestly by 9pm everyone is so stoned it's just an endurance game.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Ha!
That's what I've found too, everyone just gets impatient and makes really dumb calls. You just have to resist the urge to join them.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:56, Reply)

I lose patience when
people don't know what's going on and each hand takes 15 minutes.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:59, Reply)

WAIT
I just realised you said we were slutty. I strongly object!

If you'd said 'slow on the uptake' then I would have no comeback.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:03, Reply)

I think L brings your average into slutty quite comfortably

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:06, Reply)

One of you isn't pole-y, two of you (I hope) aren't punchy, I'll let you be the judge of how many of you deserve the slutty tag.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:08, Reply)

phew safe.
Except from the other members of LAK, who I've just called slutty.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:35, Reply)