I'll take you up the 'Champs Elysee' if you like?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:40, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

so long as you don't make me
rue de la paix that sounds good to me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:42, Reply)

What about
Gropecunt Lane?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:44, Reply)

charming lad though you are
you do lack the final touch of subtlety that monty's seduction skills possess
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Finesse was never my thing.

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:47, Reply)

The sooner you realise there's not a man on earth
who can match my wit, charm and all-round decadent elegance, the better.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Fortunately
there is a man from the stars who can. Let's hope he falls to Earth sometime soon.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Hopefully he'll fall straight into an active volcano
thus sparing us the horror of permitting the children to 'boogie'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:05, Reply)

i'll give you the first two
the third, i think you meant elegant decadence?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:04, Reply)

Maybe I do.
I fear I am slightly stronger at my decadence than my elegance.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:06, Reply)

I think the two come hand in hand.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:07, Reply)

what, me and monty?
[deleted for vulgarity of content]
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:13, Reply)

Actually, coming simultaneously while holding hands sounds more romantic than vulgar to me.
And also cheesy as all hell (the kind of people who'd do that would probably be gazing lovingly into each other's eyes at the time), but meh.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:16, Reply)

oh i agree
it wasn't that bit that i deleted.

it was worse than that, think about replacing each of your word "hand" with a different body part. that sort of crudity.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:20, Reply)

The very best kind available.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:28, Reply)

Have you and Monty ever actually met eye-are-ell?
Actually I think I know the answer to that one, because given the outrageously flirty nature of your posts on each other, the resulting sexplosion would register on the Richter scale.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:30, Reply)

You know that tsunami...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:36, Reply)

normally
what happens online doesn't translate IRL.

but with monty...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:40, Reply)

Well, if it didn't, you'd be letting the side down something rotten.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 18:26, Reply)