just take a book

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:34, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Or I could take an airhorn
And set it off every time they try to talk.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:35, Reply)

While they have a razor in their hand,
That's a good idea.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)

You can't take a book into a barbers
you know nothing about how men get their hair cut
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:35, Reply)

are you telling me
it's more complex than long hair?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)

No, I'm saying that the rules that govern how men behave in barbers
prevent you from taking in a book. They also mean that though your haircut is £9, you must let the barber keep the extra pound, otherwise they will think you're a tight cunt and give you a bad haircut next time.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I take the pound back
But I'm Scottish, and therefore tight.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Your haircuts are probably only three pounds too

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:44, Reply)