I don't know who Ben Harper is.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:49, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Well just FUCK OFF THEN KITTY AND TAKE YOUR STINKING MINGE WITH YOU!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:50, Reply)

I really hope that doesn't become a meme.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)

I wish it wasn't smelly enough to become a meme
but unfortunately this isn't the case.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:54, Reply)

I dislike you.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:55, Reply)

You're lucky mrs al is coming to Davros' bash
or i'd have to punch you in the face to stop you trying to get into my pants.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I bet all of LAK could fit in your pants in one go.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Well, Applebite could
but I think the stench from your minge would prevent you getting in, and amberls massive tits would stop her getting in, and Lampitos love of anal sex would mean she was busy being bummed over by the cigarette machine.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Hmph. Blatant favouritism.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:03, Reply)

What can I say, I've met Applebite and she was well nice and kept me company while I sat in a field drinking cider

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:04, Reply)

that's not friendship, that's being an enabler!
she was only hurting you in the long run!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:15, Reply)

She was enabling my cock, that's for sure.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Bummed by the cigarette machine?
Is it a bit like the cooker that Wallace & Gromit find on the moon in "A Grand Day Out"?
(Cave Duck, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Similar to Jack Johnson, isn't he?
I could very easily be entirely wrong..
(berk, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Yes, but better.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:52, Reply)