I have a thing for ethereal female singing voices
So listening to Sarah Cracknell (from St. Etienne) and Blondie gives me the raging horn
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:53, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

This^
Debbie Harry circa 1979 for trouser threatening tumescence.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)

on a slightly related note, Madame Poulet is suffering thanks to a week of lecturing duties
And she sounds like Edith Piaff with a sore throat.

Win.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Piaf's rendition of Hymne A L'Amour
is a truly beautiful performance.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Madame Poulet's rendition of the shopping list
is also something to behold right now.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I'm getting hard just imagining this

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:59, Reply)

I'd like to hear her read the shipping forecast
or as Alan Davis puts it "and now...the chicken forecast"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:02, Reply)

^ This
Set up a concealed recording device and tell her you need some melons, cucumbers and whatever else Nigella Lawson would normally blither about in a seductive fashion.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:02, Reply)

oh man
Nigella's voice is pretty excellent
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:03, Reply)

NIgella is the sort of woman I would like to kidnap
lock in a basement chained to a wall, and secretly father a small family with as if she was my daughter.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:17, Reply)

I'll drink to that
my mrs can't stand her. Don't understand why, normally she can understand why I take a liking to the women that I do.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:18, Reply)

^ This is so wrong...


...it's "as if she were my daughter," for fuck's sake!
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:19, Reply)

well played

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:32, Reply)

In which case
I might venture a recommendation.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:00, Reply)

not ethereal enough
I want MOAR ETHEREAL
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Ah. You might be one of those awkward sods who prefers
their first vocalist. Let me know when you start tenting.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Yeah, I reckon I could rub one out over that

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:15, Reply)