I always forget that Peter Serafinowicz was Darth Maul
guy in my office looks just like him (not Darth Maul)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:03, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

hahaha
I lolled at Darth Maul standing at the photocopier, complaining about how it keeps jamming all the time.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:05, Reply)

that would be awesome.
and funnily enough I was helping fix the photocopier earlier and he came in and chastised the person I was helping.

would have been better if he looked like Darth Maul.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Oi.
Come to London on 22nd.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:18, Reply)

I'll see what I can do
it seems unlikely though because I am really skint.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Bah.
So am I, but fifteen quid on return train tickets and a fiver for a couple of Red Bulls will do for me. Just looks like too good a bunch to miss.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:22, Reply)

it's a shitload more expensive than that from here
even if I drive, and if I drove I'd get lost.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:23, Reply)

I'd keep hassling you
but I know you'll come if you can.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:26, Reply)

if it were only say £20 then I'd do it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:27, Reply)

I feel your pain
my train ticket was £41
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:28, Reply)

If I could come, it'd be £13 each way
Stupid wedding :-(
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:29, Reply)

looks like it'd cost me £60 or more, depending on when I travelled
really can't afford that :-/

I will be at the catfaceceilidh wedding though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Have you looked at coach prices? Often a lot cheaper than a train.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:44, Reply)

yeah National Express
still have some one pound fares
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:45, Reply)

you raise a good point
I will look into this possibility
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:48, Reply)

£5.50 each way if you're lucky.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:58, Reply)

I'lll chip you both some money for beers if you want.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:32, Reply)

very generous old chap
but I can't stump up the train fare and associated costs at the moment and couldn't accept any more than the offer of a couple of beers, unless a mad cat-torturer decides they want to pay my mortgage.....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:35, Reply)

I am genuinely gutted.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:36, Reply)

I am as well
the guest list looks marvellous. just another shitty part of being really fucking short of cash.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:37, Reply)

yeah you could've met me
with my real face this time
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:41, Reply)

I'm in the same boat
If it was a week later, I'd be able to make it, but it's 3 days before payday, so I can't!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Oh FFS I will advance you some cash, young sir.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:49, Reply)

I appreciate the offer
But no chance fella. I've been living beyond my means recently, and I've got to learn that sometimes I just can't spend money.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:51, Reply)

When you do learn this, please teach me.
My profligacy knows no bounds.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Ace. Can you lend me a fiver?

(Cave Duck, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Yes sure.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)

a fiver?
Think big, man!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)

It's enough for the new Ian Dury cassingle, that's all he wants.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:00, Reply)

Fair enough
always good to have some earthy humour in your life.

I take it you'll be on the drink Monty?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:01, Reply)

Jawohl.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:05, Reply)

Awesome.
I am, however, still off the social booze for the meantime. Thanks for the offer though - I might bring a cheeky smoke or two along for shits and giggles.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:49, Reply)

I'll spike your Red Bull with a powerful hallucinogen.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Careful, I find hippies irresistibly attractive when I'm tripping.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:55, Reply)

red bull quivering arsehole a powerful hallucinogen my throbbing member
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:55, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post890091
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)

hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:00, Reply)

Listen to Noel. He knows what he's talking about.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:19, Reply)

I do though Monty, don't I?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:20, Reply)

You DUN know blud.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:31, Reply)