hey apple hows the pole dancing going

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:35, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Pretty good ta,
My other dance teacher, not Kitty, is working me like a packhorse and I'm up to three lessons a week.
How are you?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:35, Reply)

watching the x factor
Then I have SHUTTER ISLAND FTW
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:37, Reply)

Shutter Island is an EXCELLENT film.
Leonardo diCaprio is actually a surprisingly good actor
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:41, Reply)

Just so you know, I made another awesome meal tonight, with plenty for two.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:44, Reply)

Gonz, why didn't you say, I would have come round. I'm really hungry at the moment.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:48, Reply)

I made and ate two dinners tonight

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:04, Reply)

Oh not you too.
I'm really hungry here and not one of you cunts offered to cook for me.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:06, Reply)

You got tinned tomatoes?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:06, Reply)

Got the ones in a carboard carton
sainsburys don't do their basics tomatoes in tins any more
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:07, Reply)

Got onion/garlic?
Got cream or creme fraiche?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:08, Reply)

What is this? Teach al to cook night?
I'm quite capable of cooking Roots, I just can't be bothered. Fuck it, I'm going to have a dirty lamb donner.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:09, Reply)

I just thought if you'd let all those things bubble away while you watched Strictly Come Dancing
Then chucked in the cream or creme at the very end and tipped it over pasta it would be very easy AND delicious and less hassle than going to the chippy.
Pardon MOI for thinking of your cholesterol you fucking dinner-lady.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:11, Reply)

livingroomlol

( girlinthehole, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:16, Reply)

:D

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:25, Reply)

Awww, don't be cross with me roota, I'm sorry for snapping
I get grouchy when I'm hungry.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:17, Reply)

How could I be cross with you,
you infuriatingly charming trollop
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:26, Reply)