four kicks in the groin

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:43, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

It's alright, the Scottish mutant has five anyway.
/Chernobyl gag.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:45, Reply)

The only Chernobly joke I know is that one that goes...
'Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)

They are made in sweatshops?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:47, Reply)

High polonium content?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:51, Reply)

Which reminds me of a joke.
Why should you never wear russian underpants?


'cause Chernobyl fallout.

/Edit: mindpiss.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:47, Reply)

you bothered tk put the punchline on though

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)

I assumed everyone would know it, which is why I didn't include the punchline.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:52, Reply)

:(

( thealternativefact, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:54, Reply)

IT'S A FUCKING BRILLIANT JOKE, RIGHT?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:56, Reply)

I didn't read it.
I don't care.
I'm just seeing if I'm on /ignore.
( thealternativefact, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)

Why on earth would you be on ignore, you smashing lady creature?
Who would do that to you? Who? Let me know and I'll totally do something unpleasant to them, like arrange a meeting and get the missus to fart in their general direction.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:00, Reply)

Good grief!
I'm not sure even HITLER deserved that!
( thealternativefact, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:04, Reply)

It's a total gas, right?
*Edit* Aaaaaah, I see now. It's OK, she already did that at teh Edinbash. I still remember the look on Badger's face as she came back into the club after a smoke...

"Your wife's just nearly killed me".

"She farted, didn't she?"

*sadface nod*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:05, Reply)

That was brilliant.

( thealternativefact, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:13, Reply)

It was a near death experience

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:14, Reply)

who would ever ignore you!??

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:00, Reply)

:(
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post891114
( thealternativefact, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:03, Reply)

fucking bitch
Not you obviously!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:08, Reply)

Ninja editor!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)

So when do you become a gawd blimey Londoner?

( thealternativefact, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:12, Reply)

around the first november
Still totally jobless ARGHGHGHGHHGHHGHH
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:13, Reply)

You'll get there!
BTW, nag Wookiee.
If you're down here early enough on Bash Friday, he'll take you to Borough Market.
( thealternativefact, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:15, Reply)

I've bought him a present so my bribe power is good
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:18, Reply)

Is you move job dependent?
Or are you moving anyway?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:15, Reply)

moving anywY fuck stabilty

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:17, Reply)

I'll follow the story and how relocating goes for you
I'm thinking of making a change too.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:18, Reply)

I'm a badger not a guinea pig!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:19, Reply)

Well can't you be mostly badger
With a bit of guinea pig?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:20, Reply)

guinea badger?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:29, Reply)

Perfect.
The Guinea Badger.

I like that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:30, Reply)

Done and done
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:34, Reply)

guinea badger implies a sweet natured wise creature
I call shenanigans.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:38, Reply)

Start a new thread Bob
This one is cluttered and I've got nothing to ask the Internet.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:39, Reply)

done

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:48, Reply)