Having a shit, down morning
Realised I'd missed the ex's birthday (it was 2 weeks ago), and now I'm not sure if I should email, send a card, or just carry on. We haven't spoken in a while and she was rather off with me last time we did, so I don't know whether to just let this friendship fade out a bit, but then feel like a cunt for thinking that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:30, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

i've never
managed to be friends with an ex, fair play to you for trying.

i'd just gloss over it if i were you. millions of boys forget their friends' birthdays!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:32, Reply)

never friends with any ex = mentalist

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:37, Reply)

100% right there.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:38, Reply)

nah
it's not that bad. there's only one i just couldn't cope with seeing, which is ridiculous as it was about 10 years ago, but there's always one you never get over isn't there? the rest i either don't care or i am still v civil with them, just don't necessarily choose to socialise with them!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Yeah
That's a bit odd. Even some of the acrimonious breakups have yielded a good friend.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:00, Reply)

yeah well
your face is a bit odd!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:02, Reply)

My face is excellent
thank you. Unlike YOUR face.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:07, Reply)

We broke up almost three years ago
And managed to stay friends (bumpy road, but still!). I told her straight away when I started seeing Em, and despite a few rocky moments still remained friends, but obviously with less contact.
Part of me wants to sever all ties and run away to London where the streets are paved with gold.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:39, Reply)

running away to london ftw

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:39, Reply)

do dat shit do dat shit DO ITTTTT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:41, Reply)

The problem is
I kinda have a cushy job here, albeit one where I'm stagnating somewhat. My industry's quite small, and a lot of competitors are being hit hard by the recession, so my only choice would be to work for a big legal/financial firm and be sent last minute to sit in a server room in Azerbaijan.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:44, Reply)

You should work for ACS:Law

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Hahaha!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Hahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Do you honestly want my opinion on this?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:33, Reply)

No
Just tell me the reason for your latest name change.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Jeff said he was thinking of a location change but will see how mine works out first
I said Dammit Jeff I'm a badger not a guinea pig.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:37, Reply)

I must admit
I'm kinda thinking the same as Jeff here.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:41, Reply)

I'm going to charge for my findings

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:45, Reply)

I'll buy you a pint?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:46, Reply)

You know me so well

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:48, Reply)

The very fact that you forgot suggests that you're ready to let it slide.
There's nothing to be gained by beating yourself up about it.
(Cave Duck, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:34, Reply)

But I'm SOOOO good at it!
It's like my X-Men power.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Just let it go, man. Let it go.
*Throws arms wide and offers bitch tits for big hug*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Thanks man!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:41, Reply)

If you still want something to a feel a bit bad about, then I did see a pony looking slightly disappointed this morning.

(Cave Duck, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:49, Reply)

haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Yeah - beat yourself off about it instead.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:37, Reply)

depends if you'd like to fuck her again or not

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:35, Reply)

No no no
And I have a girlfriend already.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:35, Reply)

sod it then
carry on as you are.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Ask your current girlfriend what you should do.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:36, Reply)

ha ha.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Do you want my honest opinion on this?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:38, Reply)

Ah go on
It'll be fun!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:40, Reply)

*shrugs*
She seems like a total user who is obviously not making you happy as you want to run away to London with all the cool kids. You have the lamest Captain Planet ring of LOVE and you are letting this rule everything. Whereas I have the totally awesome FIRE one and am going to burn my stupid office down ahahahahhahha
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:44, Reply)

That has got to be the most awesome and bizarre thing you've said.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:46, Reply)

+100 points for Captain Planet reference
+50 bonus points for citing unbelievable benderness of LOVE ring.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:08, Reply)

It was bender-tastic
However, you could still use it for evil, thus it's not totally useless.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:09, Reply)

How can you use something as pure and innocent as LOVE for the purposes of evil?
*thinks*
*remembers evil ex-girlfriend from years ago*
Oh. With you now.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Examples of what I'd do with the Love ring
Make two hot girls lez off for my amusement.
Make them love the idea of a 3some with me, then make them love me so much they won't care that I'm shit.
Make everyone in the local bank fall madly in love with each other, then rob the place while they're having an orgy.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Oh noes what have I started

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:30, Reply)

*makes TGB fall madly in love with Piston Broke*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:31, Reply)

*punches you in the face with my fire ring*
It's a magic ring not a miracle ring
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Don't worry
about it. Just concentrate on your current girl.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Because it never goes down well
when you ask whether you can tape a picture of your ex to the back of her head.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:31, Reply)