someone sum up for me what happened this weekend
there was too much mental for me to catch up on
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:47, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

arsenal lost
I am heartbroken
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:48, Reply)

I don't care about football in the slightest

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Good man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:04, Reply)

do you like any sports MB?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:14, Reply)

I skimmed a few threads
WBM/BSM came back and was mental. That's all I noticed.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:49, Reply)

she's a fucking nutter
I read a bit of that stuff, but ending up shaking my head so fast about how much of a loony she is that I had to have a lie down
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:59, Reply)

I lolled at the multiple logins
with Roger going "I have only just arrived and I am not aware of this 'Mr Bigstuff'" and then Mr Bigstuff going "I'm not Roger, whatever can you mean?"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:05, Reply)

totally missed the Mr Bigstuff bit

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:06, Reply)

I liked that
just because everytime I saw the username, it made Jean Knight play in my head
( DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:08, Reply)

lie down quick wank
(Bazongaloid, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:14, Reply)

She always seemed so reasonable
and not like a deluded fantasist when she was WBM. Maybe I should re-read her posts.
( DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:04, Reply)

she was fucking dull though
I think I prefer the full-on raging mental to that.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:05, Reply)

granted
it makes for a more exciting read then the endless fishing.
( DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:07, Reply)

and the long string of friends dying
one wonders how much of that was true
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:09, Reply)

and the roger post
where "he" says "workboresme's /qotw stories are great but her "woe is me" stuff freaks me out" - and then goes on to rate her as one of the great storytellers on /qotw.

i found that a little odd!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Well, if you consider that the competition for that title includes Spanky...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:13, Reply)

and me

(Bazongaloid, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Have you posted recently?
I used to be fairly regular on there myself but I can't be arsed half the time these days.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Last time I posted a story
I got loads of abuse from Spankys fan club.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Ah, yes, there is always that minefield these days.
Though speaking of Monsieur Hanky, he does seemed to have disappeared these days, leaving his acolytes posting the same tedious crap and waiting to pounce on prominent /OT denizens or have a hissy fit at the merest whiff of Amorous Badger.

(The fact that they have yet to pounce on one of my stories suggests I am not a sufficiently prominent member of /OT.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:27, Reply)

I am more annoyed that I quite liked Mr Big Stuff

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:15, Reply)

I don't think Mr Big Stuff is her
I thought it might have been Raymond Luxury Yacht.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:16, Reply)

So WBM is RTS but not MBS?
no idea who Raymond Luxury Yacht is. I either missed that bit or don't get the joke.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:19, Reply)

I think RLY is possibly not MBS, nor WBM/RTS
who are definitely not the TUC or SRV, but may have once been connected with BTO, or possibly ELO, not to be confused with ELP.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:23, Reply)

ELP suck ass

(Bazongaloid, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:23, Reply)

They do that.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:25, Reply)

that's really sad

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Surely
no-one would lie about fishing?

It's not gonna make you seem more likeable and exciting, is it?

Maybe she mourns here imaginary friends as much as people with actual friends mourn them
( DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:13, Reply)

I totally
went fishing in the big pond in the grounds of my MASSIVE HOUSE after taking some MASSIVE DRUGS in a MASSIVE DRUG-TAKING COMPETITION with some other feller who thought he really was the business (needless to say I had the last laugh). And yeah, then I totally threw my line in the water and five minutes later I caught a Honda Accord.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:15, Reply)

FISHING FOR JUSTICE!

( DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:17, Reply)

No the fishing is true
her facebook profile is all pictures of fishing. It's funny, she called me a monumental twat, told me everyone hated me, and then tried to add me as a friend on facebook.

Fucking nutter.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:15, Reply)

to be fair AL
Everyone does hate you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)

unless she killed them all and the bodies are in a lake
the fishing is an elaborate cover to aid her in keeping the bodies hidden
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:20, Reply)