I burst into tears because someone didn't do as I asked
Though I was very drunk and it was an affront to my dignity and attractiveness, and at least I wasn't in the same room when I started crying.

Still a very childish thing to do though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:52, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What did you ask?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:56, Reply)

He wouldn't kiss me.
And you know how I get when that happens.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:57, Reply)

face punchy?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:57, Reply)

No, I did slap him with my handset.
I was dressed as a telephone.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:59, Reply)

What?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Yes.
really.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:03, Reply)

It's a bit like a telegram but more modern.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:03, Reply)

hahahaha

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Ah, I see now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)

You are Lady GAGA
AICMFP
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:01, Reply)

I had my Telephone-video homage shoes on
they're revoltingly Americana.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:02, Reply)

*flashbacks*
*thousand yard stare*
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:58, Reply)

I'm sorry about that, darling.
The December one. I have nothing to apologise for what happened in July.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:59, Reply)

What did you ask them to do?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:57, Reply)

At least you didn't do it in front of them
And it could have been worse, you could have stamped your feet*

*yes, I actually saw someone do this in a pub at the weekend.
(berk, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:58, Reply)

It was just quite embarrassing
as we'd got off before, and of course this sent me into a "WHAT AM I THAT I'M SO UNATTRACTIVE I'M SO ALONE" thing.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Ah, well. Balls to him
He clearly doesn't know he's on to a good thing.
(berk, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:04, Reply)

There is no way in the world where I could be said to be a "good thing"

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)

How do you figure that?
You got compliments off Monty the other day, and he doesn't seem to like anything.
(berk, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:12, Reply)

I'm a general nightmare.
Monty complimented my new hair as last time I saw him it looked like, to paraphrase him, an mentally disturbed clown or something.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:15, Reply)

I'm sure that's not true.
The nightmare bit, anyway. Cheer up - being miserable is a catch-22; the more you mope the more miserable you'll feel until you end up a mascara covered mess sobbing to a My Chemical Romance cd. Nobody wants that.
(berk, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:21, Reply)

*shakily picks up phone receiver*
*Mashes keypad with my tear covered fist*
"I-I... *deep breath* N-need a *deep breath* Waaaaaaaaambulance"
*drops reciever to the floor*
*collapses in a heap*
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Calm down, darling.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Now now Lampy, you need the confidence, even if it ain't real, pretend you've got a pare. Men love women who have a pare.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Would you love ME if I had a pair?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Are you now hitting on gonz?
Does this mean I'm next in line?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:28, Reply)

AND THEN THE HOUSE ITSELF

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Fucking TGB is a bit like fucking a house
But it's more like fucking the street outside.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)

+facing the park

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:44, Reply)

I can't say I'd love you, it's a strong word, there is a lot of competition out there for my affections, such as Sushi and Al....
... but maybe we can explore your feelings for me and you can take me out on a date, I'd be up for that, something casual-smart with an extensive cocktail menu.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:38, Reply)

I disagree
You're funny, you're intelligent, you're a cracking girl, and you're by no means ugly at all.

However, I would advise against searching for 'good thing' on google images with filtering off. It's a bit odd...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:19, Reply)

See?
VALIDATION ONLINE.
(berk, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:22, Reply)

No, horrific pandering.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Nah
I have no aim to snog you, get into your bed, into your knickers, even a kiss on the cheek. Once upon a time I'm sure things would have been different, but now they're not.

I just thought it'd be fair to express my opinion, maybe give you a little pick-me-up. Evidently it hasn't worked. Shame.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Nothing turns me on more than standing outside the pub having a fag with someone...
... and they say "Get ya' willy out, I fancy some spunk" and you laugh and say 'no', and then they burst into tears crying "All i want is some spunk, why won't anyone spunk in me? Oh god, life is so unfair, my friend Jane got macdonalds for lunch, I don't see why she can get macdonalds and I can't get some spunk. WAH OH WOE IS ME".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:10, Reply)