Taking 4 and a half hours
to do an 80 minute train journey on Saturday, and having to babysit a friend's children constantly because her husband is a waste of skin.
(berk, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:31, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You should flay him
*awaits obvious strikethrough*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:33, Reply)

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(TheColonel, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:37, Reply)

As he is currently neither use nor ornament
it is entirely possible his skin might make a better rug than he does father or husband. At least then he'd partially fulfill 'ornament', albeit in a creepy and horrifying way...
(berk, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Or you could follow TheColonel's advice
Use him as either a parachute, or a glider.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)