I'm telling my mum

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:41, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I wouldn't bother.
Her mangled and ritually-sodomised corpse is chopped into several pieces and left, ironically, in a deserted tube station for your pikey little friends to find when they can FINALLY BE ARSED TO GO BACK TO FUCKING WORK.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:43, Reply)

just when i thought
i couldn't love you any more
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)

This is the finest, most eloquent rant of the week so far

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:53, Reply)

he has implied
that you shagging bob crow's wife would be part of the punishment.

i am not sure if this is a compliment (ie he has to watch such a fine specimen doing his wife) or an insult (ie sex with you is part of the punishment).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I'm too busy hacking the limbs off his mother with an electric carving knife
(from Robert Dyas) to watch PJM's MASSIVE COCK doing 'the business' on Mrs Crow.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Don't forget being mesmerised by his six-pack

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:05, Reply)

in actual fact
you could just make him ride his own shitty tube service in the rush hour every day.

he'd soon be begging for mercy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:10, Reply)