Prostitution
send catface down the docks to turn tricks for sailors
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:31, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Last time we tried that he had to pay them to get any action

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)

He would be entitled to Income Support then!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:35, Reply)

how much for a good hard shag?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)

"right, so we've got sixpence"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Am hitting Puttsborough on Sunday for some super duper
kite flying action if you are surfing?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)

got the inlaws down this weekend
if I'm surfing it'll be saturday, and probably head to dartmoor or somewhere on sunday
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)

OH HAI!!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)

no worries, will let you know when coming down now as friend
just bought a new transporter so going lots.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:45, Reply)

yeah, keep me posted
I'm up that way as much as possible
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:45, Reply)

you can have a go at controlling the 6m behemoth
and see how far you get dragged down the beach. Fun for all.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Unless his car "breaks down"

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)

miiaow
still bitter kitty badger?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:55, Reply)

do you want to fuck off?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Que?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:45, Reply)

a big vw camper van type thing handy for
long trips to coast.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

hey
how's you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:45, Reply)

I'm alright like
The freshers' rush has calmed and I'm on my dinnah.
How's yourself, you big ol' handsome cathedral?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Anglican or Catholic?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

he looks like our Anglican one
That is nearest my house and I feel safe eating my breakfast with it watching over me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Plus, the catholic one is just ugly as hell
I assume you're mildly smug about the football this weekend?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:58, Reply)

I left the pub in disgust at half time
Because it was looking like a carbon copy of last week's Fulham fandango. Guess who missed the goals!
I'm sorry your team is getting all fucked up lad.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Cheers
I'm none too happy about it either, but you've got to look on the bright side. If we do get relegated, tickets should be cheaper!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:02, Reply)

good stuff
I'm alright. had a few ups and downs recently, but not too bad now ta
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)

I hope you're alright.
Also have you started the secondment yet?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)

nope
it's not for definite yet. Will find out sometime within the next couple of weeks I imagine
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:03, Reply)