*sigh*
Since I'm contractually obliged to do this, I'm going to have to tell you to grow the fuck up and man the fuck up. Seriously, 5 years thinking about this? what a fucking waste of a life.

Alternatively, piss through their letter box then ring the bell and ask how far it went.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:48, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Are you being the parent today?
Badger, badger can I have a Shelby Mustang GT500 for christmas please?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:50, Reply)

There's a bloke round the corner from me has a 2005 Mustang GT.
This isn't relevant, of course. If you're very good then we'll see if Santa can find one for you.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:52, Reply)

I'm very good all the time!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:42, Reply)

So you say.
I feel more evidence is necessary.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Look at all the lovely posts I post all the tinme on OT
lovely and good all of them
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:49, Reply)

I can vouch for this
no need to check
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:53, Reply)

No, I haven't been thinking about for 5 years
I had forgotten all about the cock, for many years, then I saw him in town and the hatred flooded back.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Fucking hell
that is really sad. Especially considering you're normally one of the people on here ripping it out of people taking things too seriously.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Serious is subjective
And don't tell me you have never had dealings with someone who, after the fact, you would still like to annoy the fuck out of.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:02, Reply)

yeah but I don't see Al very often.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:06, Reply)

I want to kill Christian O'Connell and I have not seen him for ten years.
There is, however, a massive fucking billboard with his ghastly equine visage gurning out from it that I have to pass twice a day near my house, to keep the hatred alive.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:10, Reply)

It won't be there for long.
I only paid for the advertising space for a month.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:12, Reply)

oh this is genius
let's club together and buy a bowie ad.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:14, Reply)

I'm in.
Maybe we could have a picture of Bowie being interviewed by O'Connell?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:15, Reply)

That would cause a rift in the space-time cuntinuum.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:23, Reply)

You'd love the attention.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:25, Reply)