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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Yeah, wait 5 yearsand then boast about it on the internet
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:50,
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AND I have a large back garden with a slope in the middleperfect for a nice big "CUNT" that I would see every morning
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:56,
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don't want to piss on your chips or anything but...Weed killer generally speaking, kills weeds. Not lawns.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:57,
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Ahhh, so you're a "Roundup" manI was going to do this when I was 15 (i'm 33 now), I had it all worked out. I was going to put the weedkiller mixture in an empty washing up bottle for the actual deed.
In the end I forgot all about it. Probably for the best.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:04,
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They sell Roundup in those squirty bottles with a trigger mechanism and adjustable nozzle now.Hang on...wasn't I trying to dissuade you from doing this?
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:09,
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You're filled with a £1 off coupon?What a disturbing image.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:48,
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how does it differentiate between one type of plant and another?pretty sure all the weedkiller I've used has had instructions not to spray it on plants you want to keep
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:59,
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oh shitthat's where I've been going wrong.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:03,
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