"yours, etc."
Cuts them dead. You can't even be BOTHERED to finish it. That's how nonplussed you are.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:53, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

remind me not to get on the wrong side of you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)

but
then you still have to sign it. need a nice illegible signature (mine looks like a wavy line, courtesy of years doing tenant arrears letters, so they couldn't track me down and stab me)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)

I've got a scanned version of my sig, though.
So if I'm REALLY apathetic about you, I'll just drop it in as an image and you'll never know. Take that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Mine too
I was a cheque signatory for years and as such my signature has deteriorated into what looks like one of those hospital heartbeat monitor pulse thingies.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I don't sign things often
so mine has an enormous flourish on the end. Praise be to surnames ending in Y!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I cross the last three Ts of my name
with a huge Z shaped scribble. It's like Zorro came and stabbed it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:05, Reply)

I approve of this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:05, Reply)

yes
exactly that. mine doesn't fit on the back of my card at all.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:07, Reply)