Why stop at weedkiller?
You should totally make and eat the most horrendous doner kebab-vindaloo, followed by a bowl of stewed prunes and shit the word into his lawn. Nothing will ever grow back there, and the smell will be atrocious. Best of all, because it's his house, all the neighbours will think he smells.

In the meantime, you should make sure you've eaten enough for an epi-log and crap gleefully into his car engine, his oven, his washing machine and his iron, so that when he goes to iron his shitty clothes from the shit-filled washing machine it sprays steamed shit all over them and makes them even shittier.

If applicable also crap on his dog.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:12, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Or shave the word 'cunt' on his dog....
...and do a shit on his parents.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:14, Reply)

his iron?
HIS IRON?! You're a twisted man Crow. Or Man-Crow.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:15, Reply)

or 'Crapmaster Crap and the Furious Crap'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Let that be a lesson not to get on the wrong side of me
(The wrong side being the one that produces the crap)
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:26, Reply)

I have a colostomy bag
So, all this shit squirting would be a piece of cake, thanks The Supreme Crow
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Could you fit a cake icing nozzle and "ice" his windscreen?
This may require some form of breathing apparatus.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Needs moar crap.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Don't forget to shit
in his hair dryer so he covers the dog with shit when he tries to dry his dog after bathing it.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:19, Reply)

YES.
I like the way you think. Perhaps together we could rule the world under the totalitarian fear of being shat upon in creative and yet terrifying and surprising ways.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Even better, you can donate some of your anal products after a night out in Vauxhall
with added day old jism.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:27, Reply)

your my
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:31, Reply)