Enlist the aid of friends
and crop dust him wherever he goes. Bonus points for getting others to blame it on him.
( Wanderer, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:14, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

This is not the great plains or North by Northwest.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:16, Reply)

I should explain, then.
Crop dusting is when you pass by close to someone and fart just before you reach them, so the cloud follows you and envelops them. If you have a number of people in on it, the subject will never suspect.
( Wanderer, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:19, Reply)

I see, sorry.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:21, Reply)

I was with you Bartleby
I was picturing CJ in a bi-plane with goggles and a scarf whipping out behind him
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:38, Reply)

it would be so hilarious
In fact, that's going in my film
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:40, Reply)

I absolutely love this idea
edit: I preferred it when I thought you meant flying a plane over him and spraying him with insecticde
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:19, Reply)

That might get a bit involved.

( Wanderer, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:24, Reply)

there's no point in doing revenge by halves
especially when the original sin was so unspeakable that it makes you only tell HALF A STORY ON THE INTERNET AND MAKE KITTY MAD
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:38, Reply)