How about using a hole punch to make one of his favourite pair of shoes look like a brogue, but leave the other plain?
Or embroidering "I think you're a bit silly" onto the inside of the neck band of one of his cravats?

Or get an elastic band, stretch it out as far as you can and write a rude word on it and put it through the letter box. In it's normal size it will just look like it's got some very thin lines on it - but you'll know the truth!
(Cave Duck, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:23, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Good God man, i'm not a fucking barbarian

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:24, Reply)

this is a serious POTD contender

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:27, Reply)

The brogue suggestion is just a step too far.
In fact all this 'crazy talk' has made me want to go and make peace with my nemesis.


I mean, one brogue, one fucking brogue.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:31, Reply)

It's inhuman.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:32, Reply)

you animal

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:36, Reply)

This is 'man's inhumaity to man' writ LARGE,

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:37, Reply)

it is.
the horror.....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:40, Reply)

or written very very small on the inside of an elastic band

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:31, Reply)

on the hole punching note you could put a load of hole punchey bits into his umbrella
and then wait until it rains.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:41, Reply)