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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Get a Super Soaker
and load it with water laced with the cheapest, nastiest perfume you can buy and make him smell like Vicky Pollard for the day.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:24, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
He needs a decent one-liner before hosing him down
"Smell you later ASSHOLE"
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:25, Reply)

water laced with the cheapest, nastiest perfume you can buy and make him smell like Vicky Pollard for the day.

the diarrhoea of a syphillitic baboon, and fire it at close range into his eyes and mouth.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:27, Reply)
what is it with you and poop Monty?!

(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:42, Reply)
Please Miss, Crow started it, Miss!

(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:44, Reply)

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