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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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you have found a POLITE INVITATION
but the burning sensation of MARTINI in your JAP'S EYE makes you smudge your RSVP CARD. there are exits to the south, west and south south west.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:04, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
CLEANSE JAP'S EYE with ORGASM

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:05, Reply)
AND FIRE

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:06, Reply)
you dont have any MATCHES

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:10, Reply)
my face, your arse!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:25, Reply)
+50 points

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:32, Reply)
you orgasm
Your spunk spells out the konami code reveling a door to the west
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:08, Reply)
ENTER KONAMI CODE

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:12, Reply)
You enter the konami code
The door opens to reveal a Bathroom. Inside is AFTERSHAVE
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:14, Reply)
DRINK AFTERSHAVE
You gain +400 Russian Points and grow a HANDSOME MUSTACHE
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:15, Reply)
FUCK YEAH
you twiddle your MUSTACHE in a villainous manner.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:17, Reply)
WEST

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:06, Reply)
You stub your toe on the COUCH
at the cost of -5 manna you gain +100 agony and +200 swearing ability. you clearly meant to go south. were there is an ASHTRAY
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:10, Reply)
SOUTH SOUTH WEST

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:12, Reply)
You head south south west
in front of you is a KETTLE, TEA BAGS and a TEAPOT
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:14, Reply)
FUCK TEAPOT

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:16, Reply)
you make sweet love to the tea pot
carefully placing it on your A-Z OF SHEFFIELD when you are done
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:18, Reply)
I don't have a jap's eye.
Mine are distinctly european.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:07, Reply)
Your eyes are beautiful
all 3 of them
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:11, Reply)
*flutters eyelashes*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:12, Reply)

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