Evening OT
It's been a day of revenge and anger - what good news have you had lately?

My dad told me he's giving us kids some money now instead of making us plot wait for him to die. Most-of-remaining-mortgage-scale money. Woo! I'm totally getting rid of my knackered old house and getting a city penthouse.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 18:17, 191 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That is good news for you.
And the football is going well for you too.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 18:21, Reply)

Let's run away together Lic.
You do realise you've always been my favorite B3tan.
( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 18:22, Reply)

:)
It is all going quite well at the moment. Footy, money and BGB!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 18:28, Reply)

What a time to be The Light In Chains.
You should buy a ticket for that European lottery thing this week.

I can't see how you'll now win it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 18:31, Reply)

now?
I am sadly mathematically inclined, so I tend to avoid the lottery.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 18:39, Reply)

Sorry. NOT win it!
Quite agree there is fuck all chance of winning, but with all the good stuff you've got going on at the moment, it has got to be worth a punt.

Apparently there is a big prize this week too.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 18:43, Reply)

because
one million is never enough
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 18:59, Reply)

not if your talking Zimbabwe dollars, no

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:11, Reply)

damn, you beat me to it!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 18:54, Reply)

I'm always on the lookout for a new sucker boyfriend.
( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 18:59, Reply)

*removes leaf from BGB's book*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:00, Reply)

Ooh, what a brilliant thing to happen!
And clever dad for making it easy on his kids while he's actually alive.
Enjoy finding a new home.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 18:44, Reply)

If he hangs on for another 7 years there's no inheritance tax
I say hangs on, the man's 70 and he's getting more action than I am at the moment.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 18:52, Reply)

Watch out for that
some heartless gold diggers may only be after his winter fuel allowance
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 18:55, Reply)

I've got my share
And the only thing they're going to put over on him is a leg, the randy old goat.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:01, Reply)

*dad fives*

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:04, Reply)

Im ahead in my work so I got to go home early
woo
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 18:49, Reply)

Top stuff
I totally bunked off today with a fake illness so I have sat at home all day with no trousers on. Woo!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 18:51, Reply)

Hells yeah
I would love that but I really cant afford to lose the time
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 18:52, Reply)

I have a new job in my job
it's pretty cool, but I foresee stress. Fun, though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 18:55, Reply)

A change is as good as a rest
as people who've known neither recently are prone to saying.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 18:56, Reply)

I've not really had this job long, mind
and it's just another thing on top of what I do

looks good on the CV, though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 18:57, Reply)

I know what you mean
challenges are good. yet exhausting like climbing a mountain with a baby monitor tied to your rucksack so your mates back in the pub can give a relentless volley of strongly worded criticism
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 18:57, Reply)

that's quite a challenge
is it one you have tried?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 18:58, Reply)

No. I got thrown out of mothercare more times than I care to count trying to set it up

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:04, Reply)

Well done
I did that recently and it's more fast-paced and there's lots of new stuff to learn, but I like it much more than the previous one.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:03, Reply)

Are you now working on the bakery counter?

( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:04, Reply)

or working with
really BIG hams
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:05, Reply)

I'm on the Make-Your-Own-Pizza counter now

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:08, Reply)

Sweet as
you get to work with cheese!
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:10, Reply)

God I love cheese

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:10, Reply)

Mmm, cheese
I am having THE poshest cheese n pickle sandwich. Hows you this evening Roota?
(berk, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:12, Reply)

Cheese n chutney
Like Robin & Rosie of Cockleshell Bay. Aaah.
I'm good ta, got to shake a leg and get to my second job soon.
How's you?

Jokes aside, I would actually like to work on a deli counter.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:15, Reply)

that was my first job
it sucked
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:18, Reply)

I don't go in waitrose much
because I'm generally too impoverished, but man, I think I could deal with working their deli counter. I'd probably end up really fat though. I'm good cheers, enjoying a rare evening in doing fuck all. Is it a good second job that's fun or just one of those things you have to do for extra pennies?
(berk, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:20, Reply)

I could possibly just about survive without it now
but it really helps when pay day is four days away and I need fodder or some stockings.

It started out as a desperate necessity though! Nice quiet friendly pub, free glass of wine or two, decent jukebox. Sorted.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:31, Reply)

Pfft
sounds much better than my second job - I have to look after small children :( it does make the occasional buying of pretty things easier, though.
(berk, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:43, Reply)

Quiet pub in the week, that's nice bartending
busy pub on a friday night, that can be a pain.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:29, Reply)

Cheese rocks.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:12, Reply)

I used to live above a cheese shop.
It was absolute torture. I spent a bloody fortune on the stuff over three years.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:19, Reply)

Heaven!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:32, Reply)

The smell when it opened was a bit pungent.
Then we discovered a hole in the floorboards and filled it in.

The shop's stil there.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:34, Reply)

it's best when it's greek and stuffed in a chile
I feel like there should be a rude joke there, but I can't quite work it out
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:13, Reply)

Would the punchline
Include a person from Athens going to South America?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:14, Reply)

yeah
something like that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:15, Reply)

have you tried the wendslydale with cranberries in it?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:14, Reply)

Wensleydale with blueberries in it is better
TRUFACT.
(berk, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:15, Reply)

sounds true to me
have you tried adding Stilton to mashed potatoes?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:17, Reply)

I have not
as I've only recently started liking blue cheese, and find stilton a little bit strong still. I make a damnfine brocolli, watercress and blue cheese soup though, and I shall try blue cheese mash the next time I make some.
(berk, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:22, Reply)

It goes really well with pork cooked in cider
just go easy on the stilton, if you find it strong.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:24, Reply)

Cheese with fruit in it
is an absolute fucking abberation and should be banned under the Geneva convention.

Let cheese be cheese for fuck's sake.

Although i did once have a nice strong cheddar with pickled onion in it and it was superb
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:17, Reply)

what about
christmas cake cheese?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:19, Reply)

Whaaaat?

(berk, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:20, Reply)

had some once
tasted both of christmas cake and cheese and yet was pretty nice
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:23, Reply)

Can't stand Christmas cake
so I doubt it would be a winning combination in my book. I don't like fruit in general; the texture makes me puke and the smell of many fruits makes me nauseous. Especially pineapple.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:20, Reply)

In fact the mere smell of pineapple is enough to make me vomit at ten paces.
The taste of it will simply make me explode in general, so nobody hand me a slice of ham and pineapple pizza without actually deploying a tarpaulin and / or evacuating the premises. It's THAT bad.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:23, Reply)

*throws away novelty pinapple shaped dalek birthday present*
( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:25, Reply)

is that the wrong way round, by any chance?
otherwise, that's pretty weird
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:27, Reply)

Maybe BGB took a perfectly good Dalek
And made a pineapple out of it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:28, Reply)

seems like her style

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:29, Reply)

I'm lolwacky me.

( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:30, Reply)

Pineapple on a pizza is
wrong, wrong, wrong.

There is nothing right about it at all.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:27, Reply)

Pineapple is just wrong, full stop.
It looks like a deviant's sex toy and has the taste of Christ know's what. It. Is. EVIL!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:30, Reply)

Calm down!
Non of us has any pinapple at the moment.
( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:33, Reply)

JUST THE MERE MENTION IS MAKING ME QUEASY, BGB!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:35, Reply)

Christmas cake is wrong

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:32, Reply)

Or a lemon cheesecake?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:20, Reply)

Lemon cheesecake is fine, oddly enough.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:21, Reply)

i have strawberry cheesecake
RIGHT NOW!!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:24, Reply)

Go away please.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:28, Reply)

Cheesecake
Is fantastic.

The end.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:28, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:30, Reply)

I've been validated by BGB
*Beams*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:32, Reply)

and I feel validated by both BGB and Jeff
so I win
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:33, Reply)

I do give good validation, don't I.

( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:34, Reply)

The best.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:36, Reply)

Some are.
However I can see no redeeming features whatsoever in ruining a perfectly good dish with strawberries. They are arse grapes from Beelzebub's own fetid bottom.

I have to go for a smoke now just to take the bloody metaphorical taste and smell away.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:32, Reply)

Have you tried that Ilchester one with the peppers and chiles?
I'm rather partial.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:22, Reply)

I'm sort of with you on that
I don't like cheese that's been faffed about with too much, but wensleydale with blueberries in really is the shit. Just seen your post about pineapple so I shan't tell you about my deep and abiding love for cheese and pineapple sticks...
(berk, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:23, Reply)

Please fuck off now.
In the nicest possible way, of course.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:25, Reply)

Sorry DG
But cheese and pineapple, on cocktail sticks, stuck into half a grapefruit that has been covered in foil. AND arranged so it looks like a hedgehog is the greatest of all the buffet items.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:31, Reply)

I've not been to a party like that in years

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:32, Reply)

You're missing out.
Especially if you can finish your buffet off with an Artic Roll.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:34, Reply)

I love artic roll.
Sponge and icecream. What's not to love.
( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:35, Reply)

To be honest
It doesn't taste as good as it did when I was a kid.

Worth covering it in 'ice-magic' to get it that full-on 1970's taste.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:38, Reply)

or instant whip

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:41, Reply)

OMG!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:35, Reply)

OMG
Good? Or OMG bad?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:38, Reply)

OMG AWESOME!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:41, Reply)

I've got my eye on you an' all, Jeff.
You fucking pineapple pervert.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:36, Reply)

Sorry DG.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:39, Reply)

Adore it.
I like Waitrose's best.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:15, Reply)

I have seen that and wondered
does it work in sandwiches? That's 90% of my cheese use, right there.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:16, Reply)

Delish on toast

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:33, Reply)

I quite like smoked cheese.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:17, Reply)

nom

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:19, Reply)

In fact.
One of the only good things about Christmas is being able to buy loads of different cheeses without feeling too guilty.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:20, Reply)

I like nutty cheeses.

( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:22, Reply)

Cheeses wants me for a sunbeam.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:24, Reply)

lol

( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:26, Reply)

I'm not big on the cheese and nut combo

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:25, Reply)

I mean cheeses with nutty flavours.

( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:27, Reply)

Would you like to invest in my new buisness? It's basiclly like a successful profitable buisness, like microsoft or apple or the goverment of the USA...
... only instead of being profitable and successfull, I squander the entire money over a month, maybe two.

Today at 3 I over wrote my development folder and lost the entire weekend's work, and swore really loudly, I actually threw a can at a wall in anger, I've never done that before. By 18:00 I had re-written it all; as most of it was learning how to do shit, so it wasn't that big of a deal, in fact, it got rid of all my crappy "WTF? Does this do? How the fuck?" comments all over the place. I'll get it finished by the time the recruitment guy goes into work tomorow.

I've also made a whicked crab pasta with smoked garlic, chillis, chives, parsley, seasoning, spring onions, fresh (but not home made) pasta, double cream and...ermmm.... crab (fresh 'dressed' crab from the fishmonger's, a mix of white and brown meet).

It's soo lush, I think I'm actually going to finish this one, I normally don't even eat half of what I cook.

God, it's a crime that people like Al are living in matial bliss and I'm stuck in the bargin bin.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:06, Reply)

that's quite a day
did the crab have trousers on
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:07, Reply)

I donno why they call it dressed, maybe 'cus it's all pretty in a shell or something, but it's called that in Marks when it's the same thing but not in the shell.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:09, Reply)

It's a bloody disgrace Gonz.

( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:07, Reply)

TONY bLIAR......_THIS_ _IS_ _YOUR_......_LEGGACY_.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:09, Reply)

Chaka Khan Chuck a can.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:09, Reply)

I'll have to consult my financial advisor
*shakes magic 8-ball*

It does not look good.

I need to go stuff a turkey breast with some blue cheese and wrap it in pancetta. Laterz!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:14, Reply)

Damn, don't ask, don't get; but congrats on the recent fortune.
I totally agree with your parent's stance to give you some of your potential inheritance when they can see you enjoy it and set you up....This has happened to a a few friends, and to myself in some extent.

I think when I have kids, and I'm in my later years, I'd like to see them set up in a good way before I cark it... and in a lot of ways (as with the majority of people these days), that would _only_ happen with a major cash injection. I'm not saying that's true for people, like some doctors/bankers/entraponours/etc and all that, but it does hold true for most people.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:22, Reply)

i hope you picked that can up aferwards and put it in the bin

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:31, Reply)

Yah =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:27, Reply)

Found this just now seems relevent
www.collegehumor.com/article:1809618
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:09, Reply)

haha

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:33, Reply)

Just clicked your profile
do I really make you moist?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:35, Reply)

Hahahahaha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:36, Reply)

She said it

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:37, Reply)

yeah she's always on about
fancying you
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:40, Reply)

I cant blame her
the ladies love a man with an appreciation for cheese
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:42, Reply)

You could click on mine too if you liked.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:00, Reply)

yes yes you do

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:57, Reply)

OK, 1 hour until pub quiz time
given that I've not seen the news in over a week (or TV) what do I need to know?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:32, Reply)

the tube is on strike

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:33, Reply)

but it's a million miles from here

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:36, Reply)

where is here?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:38, Reply)

B3TA

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:39, Reply)

or wales
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:40, Reply)

The Conservatives are all aliens.

( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:36, Reply)

i totally suspected that!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:38, Reply)

space lizards controll our goverment
on behalf of the Zionistmasonicilluminati. Only tinfoil can save our brains now!
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:39, Reply)

*writes on arm*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:39, Reply)

Either Dave or Ed Milliband won the X Factor
Or something.

I wasn't really paying attention.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:41, Reply)

it's that one who the B3TA comp is about

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:44, Reply)

OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY!
The little solar powered white lights in my window box just came on!
I have little conifers and tiny red flowers and while this cannot compete with Gonz's roof garden, it's all I have and it looks all wintery and cosy!
Oh, and here, have another exclamation mark or three: !!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:34, Reply)

aww
sounds cute
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:36, Reply)

I was getting ready to ram them up the jacksy of the woman in the garden centre.
Then they sprang to life.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:38, Reply)

I bought a venus flytrap
yesterday
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:39, Reply)

OMG AWESOME.
How much has it eaten so far?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:40, Reply)

i can't see any fly corpses
yet
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:40, Reply)

Wow, that will be cool

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:42, Reply)

I should get one
This place is Moth Central and I fear for my vintage threads.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:51, Reply)

Three cheese butties and a sausage roll.

( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:42, Reply)

Proper lol!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:43, Reply)

ain't no flies on you!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:43, Reply)

I've had booze.
It makes me as sharp as a tack.
( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:45, Reply)

I may have to get me some then, can you help?
you are in WILLENIUM'S FLAT there is a bottle of VODKA and DRY MARTINI to the SOUTH. exit from desk is to the EAST.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:54, Reply)

*heads to bedroom*
*steals underpants*
( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:58, Reply)

FUCK MARTINI

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:58, Reply)

you attempt to fuck MARTINI
but you are distracted by the sound of someone stealing your UNDERPANTS.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:00, Reply)

FUCK UNDERPANTS

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:02, Reply)

You fuck your UNDERPANTS
a cotton chafe does +50 damage to your nether regions. There is a door to the south
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:05, Reply)

Come to mine.
I have gin.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:02, Reply)

sloe?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:03, Reply)

fairly, it's not moved very far from where I put it last.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:04, Reply)

YAY!
bait taken...I was expecting more like "no, it's just the way I type"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:05, Reply)

I like that it's purple.
I don't think I've had it other than in a Slow Comfortable Screw
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:07, Reply)

it's nicer than gin
my ex made some once
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:08, Reply)

I'll have to check it out

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:12, Reply)

i think it's nearly sloe picking time
and it's pretty easy to make your own. You will need: sloes, sugar cheapass gin, bottle
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:15, Reply)

I just don't know what sloes are

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:17, Reply)

www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=sloes&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1024&bih=581

(oh yeah, don't pick until after first frost of the year)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:18, Reply)

I'd imagine it'd be a nice date to go sloe picking :D

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:24, Reply)

you have found a POLITE INVITATION
but the burning sensation of MARTINI in your JAP'S EYE makes you smudge your RSVP CARD. there are exits to the south, west and south south west.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:04, Reply)

CLEANSE JAP'S EYE with ORGASM

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:05, Reply)

AND FIRE

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:06, Reply)

you dont have any MATCHES

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:10, Reply)

my face, your arse!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:25, Reply)

+50 points

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:32, Reply)

you orgasm
Your spunk spells out the konami code reveling a door to the west
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:08, Reply)

ENTER KONAMI CODE

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:12, Reply)

You enter the konami code
The door opens to reveal a Bathroom. Inside is AFTERSHAVE
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:14, Reply)

DRINK AFTERSHAVE
You gain +400 Russian Points and grow a HANDSOME MUSTACHE
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:15, Reply)

FUCK YEAH
you twiddle your MUSTACHE in a villainous manner.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:17, Reply)

WEST

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:06, Reply)

You stub your toe on the COUCH
at the cost of -5 manna you gain +100 agony and +200 swearing ability. you clearly meant to go south. were there is an ASHTRAY
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:10, Reply)

SOUTH SOUTH WEST

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:12, Reply)

You head south south west
in front of you is a KETTLE, TEA BAGS and a TEAPOT
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:14, Reply)

FUCK TEAPOT

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:16, Reply)

you make sweet love to the tea pot
carefully placing it on your A-Z OF SHEFFIELD when you are done
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:18, Reply)

I don't have a jap's eye.
Mine are distinctly european.
( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:07, Reply)

Your eyes are beautiful
all 3 of them
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:11, Reply)

*flutters eyelashes*

( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:12, Reply)

haha the imfamous roof garden!
The doors to which are in my room!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:58, Reply)

I can't believe you posted that 15 minutes ago
And no one has made a 'kicking in TGB doors' type comment.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:15, Reply)

because everyone loves me

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:38, Reply)

What?
You don't live with Gonz do you?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)

She soon will!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:03, Reply)

Citroën ax gt
And Lego
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:07, Reply)

Thread reply FAIL

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:03, Reply)

my good news today
Was that my 2 foot high stone carving of a cock sold within 4 days of going out on display.
Bad news is I now have to do another one
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 0:03, Reply)

Revenge is usually best served cold
but some things are just not worth the waiting.

Hope you get what you want.
(Cosa Nostril, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 6:03, Reply)