I have recurring dreams where I have a second job and keep bunking off.
I wish I knew what it meant.
( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 9:36, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It means that a chicken will peck your eyes out, for eating it's Mummy

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Congrats on uncledom, young man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Thank you good sir
This is number 4 now, all lads. Let's just hope I can remember his name and birthday, I'm struggling on the others!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Yep, I forgot
Congratulations. You're going to spend a fortune in presents!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Thank you
Soon as I get a picture, I'll show you it!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Neither of my siblings will ever have children thank Christ

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 9:51, Reply)

are you like the Sith?
where there can only be a master and a pupil.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 9:52, Reply)

What the fuck are you blathering on about, you hideous gaylord?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 9:53, Reply)

good morning to you too, you syphillitic cunt rag.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Mornin, Boaby

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Morning Sarge.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Don't fucking swear at me, you pustule.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 9:58, Reply)

to the tune of here comes the bride: just for Monty
You are a cunt
You are a cunt
Nobody likes you
Cause you are a cunt.

and repeat x
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:01, Reply)

He won't sleep with you.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:02, Reply)

if you dont ask, chompy!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:03, Reply)

This is the comeback of a 14 year old

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:11, Reply)

That's not fair.
Although I can understand why.
( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 9:52, Reply)

My sister says she doesn't actually want them.
My mother thinks this is a lie/denial - but her husband is older than both me and my brother and is rather set/happy in his ways. They treat their cat like their child anyway.

The little fucker eats better than I do.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Oh I thought it was to do with her health status.

( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 9:56, Reply)

My mother thinks it is.
I'm undecided.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Google Calendar makes you less shit.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:01, Reply)

What occupation is it?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Always phone work like telesales etc, surprisingly

( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Well no wonder you're bunking off
That's a shit job.
Dream you're the body-double for Jeff's lover in his latest film. You'll be prompt every day!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 9:55, Reply)

At least I wouldn't have to fake anything : )

( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Heggzackerly

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Ay
I don't know what bunking off means, but you deserve better than telesales.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 9:56, Reply)

It means not going into work.

( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Oh, I see
I'd do that too. What a boring job that is.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 9:58, Reply)

France, 1940

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Hahahah

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 9:55, Reply)

:D

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 9:56, Reply)

*applause*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 9:57, Reply)