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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My new iPod has a pedometer on it, but I haven't figured out how to use it.Google tells me I walk 2.4 miles every day to and from work though.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:09,
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Walk past a school and see if it flashes a red light.(
K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:09,
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hahaha!*clicks*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:10,
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hahathat's an idea, they could fit peadophiles with collars that bleep when they go within 10 metres of a school.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:11,
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A klaxon would be good too, I feel(
K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:12,
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Or that would just constrict the closer they got to a school*seethes about paedo cunts*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:15,
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They could fit itonto the scrotum.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:16,
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Or, fit it up the arse, and when it hears the laughter of children, it expands to the size of a 50 inch plasma TV!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:26,
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Which, presumablywould be 50 inches.
Across the diagonal!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:35,
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