I like this one, ok then.
Thank you so much for last night, I can't believe you managed to do all the things you did. I have never been so satisfide in my life, you may not be the biggest in the world, but you sure are the best. I saw fireworks and diamonds by the end of it, my knees are still trembling, I'm finding it hard not to walk. And at the cruchendo, when you did that thing with your tounge and my left elbow, I'm pretty sure I saw god himself. I will never know what it's like to take grade-A smack, what it's like to win the lotto, what it's like to find pure and unadulterated pleasure; but I'm sure this is the closest I'd ever get.

I was wondering, I have some friends who I would like to introduce you to for their birthdays; Nancy from Hollyoaks, Cat Deeley, Nigella Lawson and that cute chinese girl who is sometimes on telly.

Yours, foreverly,,

[name obmitted].
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:30, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:31, Reply)

p.s. Can I pay your mortgage?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:33, Reply)

I've never had so much respect for someone from the internet when he managed to get some bint off the net to pay his mortgage.
That's some pretty good trolling there.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)

He is the master
if only he could write a simple list of ways to be like him.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:40, Reply)

I feel a bit bad about trolling her off the board, she was quite an easy target in a lot of respects, and if I had known I could have gotten my mortgage paid (and/or ) bumhole pics...
... well I would have totally played this one out differently.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Bumhole pics?
O_o
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Yeh', I thought she was sharing bumhole pictures of herself (taken using a series of pullies and leavers), but turns it I was wrong, she was just paying people's mortgages.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:44, Reply)

.... which works well for me, if I had the choice, I'd rather someone pay my mortgage than send me a bumhole pic.
However, if it's only bumhole pics that are on the cards, i'd take that one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Was it from Sexface?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:41, Reply)

Ask Lampito

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:52, Reply)