so how many people would be left on here then?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:44, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Quite a lot actually,
There's not many people on here I consider a true cunt. But there are a couple. Besides, ebola is a truly horrible way to die, you'd have to be a full-blown cunt, not just a bit of one.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Virology was a while ago
but isn't ebola the one where your innards sort of liquefy over the course of a few days and you haemorrhage to death?

I bet you haven't read my dissertation yet, either...
(berk, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)

You do haemorrhage to death
But it's a common misconception that it liquefies the organs. Accounts differ, but it seems to be that it just sort of makes them permeable and all the blood leaks out and stops clotting.

Shit...
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 15:01, Reply)

It's actually a rubbish virus, though
that's why it hasn't done much harm. Way too virulent, and too lethal with it. So the host is dead before it really gets a chance to spread, and it's dead in seconds outside the body. Poor form. give it a couple of thousand years to man itself up and it might be a threat.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)

i can think of several people i'd unleash ebola on then
does it come with free popcorn so you can enjoy the show?

most of them are not on here, though, as you said.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)

I can think of hundreds of people I'd gladly see dead
Thousands even.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)

yeah me too
it's more a case of you I'd want to live.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Aww, you want me to live?
(I know it's a typo, but I'm taking it to heart and I'm going to print it out and stick it to the fridge).
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 15:02, Reply)

hahaha
I read that twice before I spotted the typo, must be a freudian slip.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 15:06, Reply)

OMG you fancy me?
along with half of the blokes and a few of the women on OT
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)

it makes it a struggle for me, let me tell you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 15:16, Reply)

I understand dude
She had better make some fucking amazing cupcakes, that's all I can say.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 15:20, Reply)

I'm probably going to regret promising that, judging by how many people are actually going to be there

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 15:21, Reply)

I'll be a fair judge to them, and go in with no expectations or bias
*has visions of kicking the lot onto the floor and shouting "THEY'RE SHIT!" as soon as I see them*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)

as funny as that would be
I think I would genuinely cry.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 15:32, Reply)

And that's why I won't do it.
I'll keep my Family Guy skits to my brainpan.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 15:36, Reply)

make have

IFYOUKNOWWHATIMEAN!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 15:27, Reply)

She still hasn't sent boob pics?
Man, why do you bother? I mean, the girl's alright, but all this flirting with everyone must get you down.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 15:28, Reply)

oh you all have my facebook pictures
use your damn imagination, geez.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Don't wanna

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 15:35, Reply)

that's sleazy
whereas if you send them to me then it's fine
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 15:38, Reply)