I have wondered about this

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 15:23, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I am prepared to give him the benefit of the doubt
as I think Bert would have revealed himself by now.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)

the benefit of the doubt as I think Bert would have revealed himself by now. head
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 15:30, Reply)

this made me smirk

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 15:31, Reply)

it made me gag,
several times.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 15:33, Reply)

gagging is for amateurs

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 15:35, Reply)

always up for constructive criticism my dear
however I am a tactile and visual learner.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 15:38, Reply)

you mean
if i show you my technique you promise to learn?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 15:44, Reply)

why not, I'll try anything once.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 15:49, Reply)

duuuuuuuuuuude
if i offer you a blowjob i expect a bit more enthusiasm than THAT!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I was expecting a caveat of me giving one, and begrudgingly decided I'd take that.
hence the muted enthusiasm.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:04, Reply)

You've been tricked before eh?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:06, Reply)

I find myself doubting you slightly and it worries me.
Don't be Bert or I will be very dissapointed.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:09, Reply)

Okay then

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:17, Reply)

I am going to say no more about it and give you benefit of the doubt

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:22, Reply)

well it's too late now
if you're not going to respond appropriately (by which i mean hours of begging, then a few minutes of back arching, fist clenching, sheet rumpling, moaning ecstasy, then sending me flowers and champagne and pledging to donate your organs to charity for a second go), you can forget it...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:10, Reply)

I am not Monty
AI - thank the fucking lord.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:11, Reply)

poor monty
i am not sure how he got sucked into this (see what i did there?).

for once, he is entirely innocent!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:29, Reply)

you appear to have a high opinion of your skills
I recommend that they be tested by an independent and impartial adjudicator.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:18, Reply)

I'm on it

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:23, Reply)

how are you going to judge her fellatio skills?
unless you are watching.

hmmm, this might work
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:27, Reply)

if you think for one minute you are hijacking my bj
you can do one. This sex dream has turned into a nightmare.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:32, Reply)

we've already established I'm like you version 2.0
this is inevitable.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:34, Reply)

I need an upgrade.
you are nega bobby aicmfp
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:36, Reply)

hang on
so far i am sucking bobby off and vipros and kitty are watching? is this correct?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:43, Reply)

no no no
you're sucking me off and kitty is watching. We will be providing a comprehensive review.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:44, Reply)

who am I sucking off?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:45, Reply)

whoever will have you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:46, Reply)

hahahahha

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:47, Reply)

works for me.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:44, Reply)

i've never done a girl
so i can't compete. maybe you could send your hot barrister down this way then??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:28, Reply)

ooh I would like that
I can live vicariously through you
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:40, Reply)

he is super-fit
you have done well
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:43, Reply)