It doesn't look right to me
In my experience women who drink pints also think it's ok to burp in public and moon people. When a woman has a pint in one hand a fag in the other I just think "eurgh". But I'm well snobby.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:26, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

good

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:27, Reply)

and me
i also only really like men drinking pints or red wine and smoking cigars. i HATE smoking but omg a man smoking cigars is cream-able.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:27, Reply)

He has to have the look
the italian mafia boss kind of look
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:38, Reply)

not everyone can pull of the cigar look
I don't know whether to include myself in that or not

edit: I have just remembered this photo though from late at night at a uni mates wedding, about 6 years ago.
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one of my favourites
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:41, Reply)

I would say yes.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:44, Reply)

splendid.
even with my proto-beard
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:45, Reply)

I skim read that as potato head and laughed
I'm sorry.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I would've done too

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:54, Reply)

The suit makes it

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:44, Reply)

oh yes
my my that's slick
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Cigars do look damn cool
But whilst I'd look damn smart in the suit, I'd be hacking and clutching my chest if I tried to smoke one.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:55, Reply)

that's because you'd do it wrong
the smoke shouldn't be going anywhere near your lungs
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I've never tried to smoke anything
So wouldn't have the first clue. I understand that you draw it into your mouth and hold it, but I'd still fuck it up.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)

probably
if you make the mistake of inhaling then it is pretty fucking nasty

I expect Monty likes it though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 17:01, Reply)

th r
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 17:02, Reply)

we know that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 17:03, Reply)

maybe you should just hold it and say "see?" a lot

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Yeah
Or stub it out on some punk who tries to mac on my women.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)

womEn?
Since when have you been a pimp?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 17:04, Reply)

Since between the hours of falling asleep
And waking up.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 17:05, Reply)

Classy pimp I hope.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 17:13, Reply)

But of course!
None of this blinged-out crap and massive fur coats.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 17:15, Reply)

And me too.
I can't help but judge the women at work who order a pint of lager that is clearly for themselves.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:40, Reply)

funky bottled beers are ok though?
i hate beer myself, you know i'm just about to pass out/vom if you see me touching the stuff, but i think bottles are generally ok for women!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:45, Reply)

That's passable
Especially the fruity ones.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:47, Reply)

yeah bottles of beer are fine

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:54, Reply)

where do you stand on pints of cider?
(balancing around the rim? hahahahahahahaha)

but seriously. answer me.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:58, Reply)

stinks like mouldy piss

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 17:00, Reply)

it mostly is
particularly if you get it from a farmer
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 17:01, Reply)