This makes me pleased I don't drink (much) any more.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:05, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's very nice, Mr Noel.
I'll have you know.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:07, Reply)

Heeee the chaps at work call me Mr Noel.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:10, Reply)

Really?
Also, I had a weird counseling technique tried out on me today. I failed miserably. It was almost entertaining if I wasn't panicking.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:11, Reply)

I'm intrigued.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:15, Reply)

He made me tap my hand on the table in a rhythmical manner
and speak without sentence structure or whatever, just freely, and he'd see what I said and what it meant.

As I said, it's interesting, but impossible :/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:18, Reply)

Isn't that CBT?

( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:20, Reply)

Most likely

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:20, Reply)

In a sort of Basil Brush way?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:13, Reply)

Nah, in a traditional Pakistani way.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:14, Reply)

Ah, the "It aint half hot mum" situation.
Just respond by moving your head in a mysterious way.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:20, Reply)

I actually do that.
I've spent the past three years in an office with these guys, you pick up stuff. I generally get the gist of what they're talking about when they're speaking Urdu, and I know some key phrases without having learned any.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:28, Reply)

Alcohol is a sin.
And very boring.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:09, Reply)

Whereas massive drugs just make you boring to other people.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:10, Reply)

He was told to take the pledge.
Instead he drinks Pledge.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:12, Reply)

Give me having a class and/or surreal lengthy conversation with someone else also off their tits than staggering round like a drunk twat anyway.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:18, Reply)

Don't get me wrong
I'll happily puff away and talk codshit with like-minded puffers. It's the chewing, glassy-eyed class-a bores who won't remember a fucking thing the next day I can't stand.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:32, Reply)

I see your point.
I hate drunk people when I'm sober. But then again I'm a dreadful drunk.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:12, Reply)

i'm an awesome drunk
probably
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:21, Reply)

Will you be bashing at some point?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:22, Reply)

CHCB's one in Bristol, probably
assuming I can get the next day off work

(current likelyhood is I can, but not get paid for it)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:24, Reply)

I'm most likely not doing that one.
Do London at some point, you can teach me to crochet and I'll get drunk and punchy.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:31, Reply)

perhaps if there is one in school holidays
and I can find somewhere to stay, then maybe. I'm guessing the alternative - that I declare a bash in Swansea - is unlikely to go well
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:48, Reply)

I've just been hassling her on the very subject.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:28, Reply)