I live with lesbians
can you imagine how many baseball bats are at my house?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:32, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Your life is the best porno I've ever seen

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:35, Reply)

Funniest thing you've ever posted here Bob.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:36, Reply)

don't pity me mother fucker

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:41, Reply)

+n

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:40, Reply)

Funniest retort of the evening too!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:41, Reply)

*Oooh! Oooh! Pick me! Waves hand in the air*
(Guesses) 2!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:35, Reply)

I've no idea but the one has a bat BAG! I bet it holds at least 5.
she also has a police baton next to her bed
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:42, Reply)

Can I ask why your housemates are more tooled up than the average gang of bank blaggers?
Do they love playing rounders, or do they have a genuine fear for their safety?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:44, Reply)

nah, softball players
no idea about the police baton though

she's called her favorite bat Maggie, reckon she's a psycho or something lolol
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:48, Reply)

Well as long as you're comfortable living in a ball-playing
Columbine. Who are we to argue?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)

hey hey hey now
sir
they're quite awesome and to be honest I've only seen her bat out on the field, and only threatened to get it out once when some trailer trash threatened to follow us home from the bar
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)

I'm not knocking your housemates!
I'm sure they are awesome.

And if you play pitcher to their batting, I'm happy if you're happy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)

*innuendo five*

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:05, Reply)

*Woo!*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:07, Reply)

let's have an america bash at Kristines place

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:44, Reply)

The only bash you'd have would be
When you bashed your bishop.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:45, Reply)

I turned a girl gay once
I can bring one back!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:48, Reply)

hahaha unlikely
yet, I'd let you have a go...
totally not gay, btw
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)

I've got long hair and a beard, I'll fit right in
if you know what I'm saying, boom.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:52, Reply)

They'll kick the shit out of you Bob.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:56, Reply)

Sounds fantastic.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)

me too, bang bang *wink*

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)

*booking tickets to kristines house USA*

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)

Why does this not surprise me?

( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:56, Reply)

He is only telling you half the story.
She was actually dead when he started.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)

because you think I'm a dick

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)

aww
:(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:01, Reply)

hey I think I'm a dick
it's funny cause it's the internet. Well that's what I keep telling myself between all the cutting and My Chemical Romance.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)

I hope that's a joke.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:04, Reply)

yeah
more like My Chemical Quomance
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:05, Reply)

My Chemical Bro-mance

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:07, Reply)

Man I love me! I'm fucking awesome.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:06, Reply)

I don't think you're a dick.

( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:06, Reply)

crosses bgb off 'the list'
*validation five*
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:13, Reply)