You do know this isn't how Swipe works, don't you?
She sees pink things, she buys pink things, then she doesn't use pink things.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 23:54, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm learning POD
(Any job joy this week mate?)

I'm trying to save her a fortune though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 23:56, Reply)

Sent off an app today
Sending off another tomorrow, then waiting for the ever-useless HR machines to roll into action.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 23:58, Reply)

Keep at it me old son!
I wish you every success.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 0:08, Reply)

i have a pink glittery eyeshadow
that i use in the corners of my eyes if i am clubbing.

and pink champagne in my fridge. i use that a lot.

do they count?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 0:01, Reply)

I wouldn't generally count consumables
I'd count things like the boxing gloves.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 0:01, Reply)

humph

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 0:11, Reply)

And from this
I would take it that I would therefore be correct.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 0:12, Reply)

until tomorrow.
i now have my very own boxing punchy tube thing, which i will be punching with the pink gloves.

just as soon as i work out how the hell to get it (i) into the bay window and (ii) out of the box
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 0:15, Reply)

You could just punch the box instead

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 0:16, Reply)

haha
now that is logic
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 0:21, Reply)

I could revolutionise many a company with thinking like that

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 0:24, Reply)

print off this page
for your next interview
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 0:31, Reply)

Things to never tell employers:
1) You're a member of b3ta.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 0:34, Reply)

good point
but having a swipe endorsement should work wonders
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 0:36, Reply)

I HAVE A LAWYER ENDORSING ME!

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 0:38, Reply)

and not just any lawyer
an S&M lawyer.

no, wait...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 0:39, Reply)