Thank you kindly sir
Am thoroughly looking forward to giving La Robinson as good as I get. I reckon the tabloids would pay good money for vivid details of a wild bedroom escapade starring the Queen of Mean
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 8:18, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Do you receive a dress code?
Like no mankinis or no sponsorship labels on your teeshirt?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 8:24, Reply)

Not yet, which they may come to regret
But I've only had the phone call, I'll probably get something in the post with that sort of detail. Am very much open to suggestions as to what I should wear
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 8:26, Reply)

Don't forget to mention the near-terminal alcoholism
and that it destroyed her family, the hatchet-faced old witch. And that her mother was a chicken dealer to the City of London.

Do the 'drinky-drinky' hand motion, accompanied by her 'trademark wink'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 8:28, Reply)

Yeah ask her why her daughter hates her
and tell her she's not a fucking scouser either.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 8:30, Reply)

So, not being a scouser, is an insult?
*ducks*
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 8:32, Reply)

Oi!
Gerrarovit!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 8:35, Reply)

That's what I'll wear
A T-shirt that says "Roota calls bullshit"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 8:32, Reply)

Hahah
I did once start a rumour that she was born male and her name ysed to be Peter. Some people believed it.
I am not accusing her of being any B3ta mentals though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 8:34, Reply)

I could refer to her as Peter throughout if you like
That'll shut her up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 8:36, Reply)

Yes!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 8:37, Reply)

I vote this
just doing something that's inoffensive but weird as hell.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 9:15, Reply)

Really? You're asking that here?
I hope you don't regret it. Are you going to talk about your dancing? I'm sure she'll mock you for it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 6 Oct 2010, 8:33, Reply)

If it's anything like my audition
The Ballroom will be mentioned in detail, as will all associated gay stereotypes - rest assured you'll all find the grilling I get most entertaining. Am going to have to practice my pirouettes as well cos she's bound to ask me to do one.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 8:35, Reply)

I want to see it
I hope you record it because I might not be in England when they show it (and even if I am, I don't have a TV license, so no TV for me)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 6 Oct 2010, 8:37, Reply)

Whether or not I record it, or even inform people of when it's on
will depend entirely on how I do
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 8:39, Reply)

That's not fair
I can't watch it every day to see if you appear on it!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 6 Oct 2010, 8:41, Reply)

Its on i player so you can just check it out, then stop watching.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 8:45, Reply)

That's a good advice
I'll watch until he gets sent out. Can you watch iplayer outside the UK?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 6 Oct 2010, 8:51, Reply)

At least your time on here will help as a rehearsal.
'I get called a bender all day Anne, keep it coming'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 8:42, Reply)

That is almost exactly what I said at my rehearsal
"How will you cope with Anne's acid-tongued putdowns?"

"I've heard it all before. ALL of it. Repeatedly. Today, in fact"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 9:00, Reply)

haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 9:15, Reply)