I'm as intrigued as fuck as when I woke up I had a text from my housemate saying she wouldn't be back in time to take the bus to college
at 7.30am. We went to bed at the same time. She was knackered.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

EDIT: I have been on the radio quoting Voldemort at a vicar though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 8:38, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

which quote?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 8:47, Reply)

The magic is everywhere, isn't it?
Me and my flatmate went to bed together yesterday, and this morning, when the alarm rang at 6am, I got out of bed and she couldn't move. She needed another 30min, a lot of loud radio and light to start functioning.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 6 Oct 2010, 8:47, Reply)

What the fuck was she doing out of the house before 7.30am is the important question...

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 8:49, Reply)

Oh, I see now
Right... She clearly has a busier life than you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 6 Oct 2010, 8:55, Reply)

maybe she's a werewolf

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Blimey.
The credit crunch is hitting hard if flatmates can't even afford separate beds these days.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 8:53, Reply)

You clearly weren't here yesterday morning
Where you, mighty mighty?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 6 Oct 2010, 8:54, Reply)

I have to do work, sometimes. It's a curse.
What, were you discussing the shocking UK bed shortage, or something?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 9:00, Reply)

Steamy Euro-lez action, more like.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 9:03, Reply)

*drops monocle*
I say!
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 9:03, Reply)

It wasn't steamy
it was a misunderstanding. She was very apologetic yesterday.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 6 Oct 2010, 9:06, Reply)

They always apologise, just before they go for kill;
French women. IME.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Je suis désolé
mais je veux toucher vos seins
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Hahaha
Froglolz
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Quite so, dear boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 9:06, Reply)