i've never been on tv
i would hate it anyway. the hair and makeup and camera angles would never ever be right.

my dad and my brother have been interviewed after various man utd matches by sky, though. this irritates me intensely.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 9:55, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You've probably been on CCTV with your automotive dough-related masturbation antics and a few lorry driver's mobile phones have probably got footage too.
edited by request
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 9:59, Reply)

you forgot the bread
it's not the same without the french roll
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Bonjour

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:03, Reply)

hello favourite boy
how's your wednesday?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Not bad my darling, not bad.
I have so much to do that I am doing none of it and arseing about on here instead...

How's your day looking from here?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:10, Reply)

my day is looking depressing
meeting at 8am, meeting at 12pm, both tres dull. counsel has picked up on something in particulars of claim that i really feel i should have spotted, which is always a bit lowering. gash!

but you have cheered me up a bit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:19, Reply)

That is my aim.
My father was convinced I should have gone into the law but I am way too slapdash, despite my prodigious talent for arguing and brow-beating.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)

^ this is me ^
it is sometimes an obstacle!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)

edited.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:04, Reply)

I think I saw her on "Dogging UK"
homemade footage - from pervs, for pervs
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:00, Reply)

and you were watching it because........

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:03, Reply)

i hoped to catch a glimpse of you
and i'm a perv
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:21, Reply)