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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My advice
is to slice the ends of their noses vertically with a scalpel, and then rub a 50/50 mix of salt and sand into the wound.

They will then have a 'penis-nose' for the rest of their lives and adequate justice will thus have been served upon them.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 9:57, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I feel this seems like a suitable retort really
Will it teach them not to do it in future?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 9:59, Reply)
you need a threat of further retribution
the 'penis nose' shows that you are serious. you need something else to prevent repeat occurences
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:05, Reply)
The next level is the double-bladed Stanley knife
down the middle of the top of the head - creating a permanent 'penis head' effect. particularly striking on bald people wearing pink roll-necks.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:13, Reply)
very good

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:14, Reply)
I always wondered what kind of people come up with the bizarre injuries and deaths
on films like Saw and Hostel. It's people like you Monty.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:04, Reply)
morning my dear
you've turned out very nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:06, Reply)
erm, thanks?
Is this an insult I don't understand?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:09, Reply)
no :-(
I was trying to be nice
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:11, Reply)
too early for nice my man
next nice shift commences about 11ish.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:13, Reply)
sorry!
It confused me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:13, Reply)
nae bother
I'm in a remarkably chipper mood today
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:14, Reply)

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