I have moisturised since I was about 12
as I have the skin of a callow Victorian youth.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:44, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

you bender
although if I weren't blessed with great skin etc. then I might consider it too.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:49, Reply)

bear with me
+ a result

all Victorian youth
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:49, Reply)

You've made an elementry mistake there.
Blokes don't use moisturiser we use FACE PROTECTOR which is wholly different and is for protection when battling through hurricanes to save little baby bunny rabbits and other similar daily occurrences.
(Cave Duck, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Ah, I see.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 11:00, Reply)

it's still moisturiser
which is fine, i don't mind a guy taking care of himself.

but if he starts using my £50 phillip b conditioner, he will die.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)

You know it has the same shit in as boots value conditioner, right?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 11:11, Reply)

nonono
it has all sorts of white truffles and dandelions and other things in it...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 11:12, Reply)

white truffles in a £50 hair product? why would you need that?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 11:13, Reply)

because you are daft
and want to be separated from your money
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 11:15, Reply)

It's all bollocks,
men need deodorant, shower gel, and toothpaste. Anything else is extravagant and borderline homosexual.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 11:19, Reply)

pretty much true
it is good to have a little something to soothe the skin after a shave though, particularly as I only shave once a week, it makes it get a task.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Yeah, some aftershave balm is fine
I get some for Christmas, and it tends to last me a while, as I don't wetshave that often, just use an electric trimmer.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 11:24, Reply)

I have to wet shave (aside from enjoying it) I couldn't fit a close shaving electric one between my beard and sideburns
I think my aftershave gel stuff was free with my razor or something.

I've done well using free samples of some Hugo Boss cologne as well. Need to get a proper jar of the stuff really.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 11:26, Reply)

wet shaving is one of the most disgusting things in the world
Beards are a badge of manliness
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 11:28, Reply)

they are
but I don't mind wetshaving to define mine more. I'm not a full face beard kind of guy. it'd obscure my magnificent sidies.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 11:42, Reply)

sidies are for farmers
and under 21 year olds.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 11:44, Reply)

oh bobby
how wrong you are
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 11:47, Reply)

I never shave
occassionally beard trim but still not short enough to require bumder lotion.

Actually I do own some beard oil, which I bought and is a bit gay.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)

I have to moisturise
but then I'm having phototherapy so apparently it's a clinical need.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 11:23, Reply)

the question is
why would anyone not need that!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 11:16, Reply)

You see rabbits, right?
covered in shit and mud? that's what happens when you wash your hair in dandelions.

And don't get me fucking started on "our innovative amino-glycine formulation". Fucking charlatans.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 11:16, Reply)

If I condition my hair it goes really flat
I miss the days of.. oh those people who do the really minty shower gel... they did a tangerine shampoo which smelt AMAZING but they seem to have stopped doing it. EPIC SADTIMES
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 11:18, Reply)

I have shampoo and conditioner that smells like oranges
it's big salon bottles so I will have a look at the name for you as it is ace. (it was a gift) I did not buy this gayness.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 11:20, Reply)

ah
you wait til you move to london. the water is so hard it's condition or frizz!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Original Source
and the mint one ... not for getting under the foreskin, that tiger.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 11:30, Reply)

The best shampoo for making your hair smell nice
is Loreal Kids. Seriously, it smells like strawberry icecream and makes your hair smell lovely.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 11:32, Reply)

You cynic, you'll be claiming that there isn't actually a kiss from Tinkerbell in every bottle, next.
Oh and rabbits are always immaculately clean. Which raises the question as to why shampoo manufacturers haven't thought to use rabbit spit rather than a load of chemical gubbins in their products.
(Cave Duck, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 11:19, Reply)

I had Creme de lar Mer for a bit
but I didn't pay for it. I'm not fucking stupid.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 11:17, Reply)