I've always wanted to book a viewing to go and see a really expensive house and pretend that I can afford it
but I don't have the balls to do it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:44, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You just need to put on some really nice clothes
And act like you belong there.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 11:00, Reply)

I read an article on how to blag it,
it says you should arrive in an expensive (borrowed) car and the woman should be immaculately done up, whilst the bloke should be in expensive-looking casual wear, like jeans and a nice shirt. The article also said to act rude and stand-offish which I definitely couldn't do!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 11:02, Reply)

I've gone to see a house I knew I absolutely couldn't afford
although it wasn't what you'd term 'expensive' by todays standards. It was bloody gorgeous. Some other cunt bought it three weeks after it went on the market - I was devastated :(
(berk, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I did that with a rental property
because it had all the features I've always wanted, exposed brickwork, wooden beams and a spiral staircase inside with a mezzanine level. It was £1500 a month though. 3 months later we moved into the flat next door in the same building though so I'm happy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Same here
Penthouse flat, two bedrooms, massive open plan kitchen and dining room (with a Smeg fridge!), spiral staircase up to mezzanine level. £1200 a month, but with 3 of us sharing would have been awkward (only 1 parking space too).

I would have had the mezzanine level, it rocked!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 11:17, Reply)