I could punch out the guards.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:43, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Lampers!
I MUST HAVE HIM.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)

:(
Stroke his test tubes in a sexual way and shag him in the fume cupboard.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

I wish.
I don't think I'll push it, we do have to work together for the entire semester, should things go south (and not in the good way), it would be hideously awkward.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)

+ sleep in my bed because I'm too tired for anything other than being a massive pricktease

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Not seduced boy, silly.
I sincerely wish he would leave me alone.
Different one, my ultramega fit lab partner. I would NEVER be too tired for him.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Is he ginger, floppy haired and wears check shirts?
Does he look like he might risk snapping in a brisk wind?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Nope.
On all counts.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:55, Reply)

He's not a hipster is he?
You're alright, Applebite, but I will punch you right in the face if he is.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Hipster?
What does that entail?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Scarf wearing pipe smoking aresholes
www.google.com/images?q=hipsters&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi
(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)

also known as an awful lot of my friends.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:05, Reply)

I live with one.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:08, Reply)

I know some
They are mostly awful people.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:12, Reply)

The guy I live with is ok. luckily.
I'm not friends with any others.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:13, Reply)

I know one who is incredibly hot and nice
The rest, not so much.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:22, Reply)

See here
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Er, No.
That eighth picture down of the girl in the fur coat... what the fuck.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:05, Reply)

accidentally spill some chemicals on him and then say
"let's get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Smooth
If stolen.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I love that phrase

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Nothing turns me on more than clumsyness
and poor scientific practice.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Yeah baby
Especially when we're dealing with live bacteria and potential carcinogens.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Maybe it would just be for the best
if you kept the chemicals in a safe area, and then just spit on his clothes.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Beacuse my saliva all over his arm will definitely make him want to jump in my bed.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:08, Reply)

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(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:12, Reply)

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(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 13:13, Reply)