Won't the council complain about the noise?

/topical MK news
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:41, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh I've just read about that.
They probably wont if there's a firework display going off at the same time.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:46, Reply)

What cunts.
It was the 'man hiding in a bush with a db meter' that got me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:51, Reply)

I read it in the mail
and decided it was basically lies designed around their twin goals of moaning about the public sector and forcing in shit puns.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:55, Reply)

There was no Princess Diana, horoscopes, house prices or immigrants in it though.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)

are you going to ally pally?
i have work drinks but the person whose drinks they are might be on holiday, might drag some of the other reprobates from here up there instead.

last few years i've seen them from my barrister-friend's wraparound balcony, but this year the selfish bastard is away.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:47, Reply)

I might do. I don't really care for the public, unfortunately,
and there will be hundreds if not thousands of the fuckers up there, I expect.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:51, Reply)

since when was i "the public"
?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:53, Reply)

You've always been extremely public

(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:55, Reply)

You, my love, are not 'the public'.
Loads of snotty-nosed peasants - or perhaps worse still, loads of hideous 4x4-driving north London parents with their 'little angles' - most certainly are, and my disdain for them is almost beyond measure.

Every single 'oooh' and 'aaah' would be like fingernails down a blackboard to me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I'm totally gonna stand beside you at the pub and goo "Ooooo" and "Aaaaah" everytime
anything happens.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Luckily I am so much taller than you
I probably won't hear it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:05, Reply)

I'll do it
my mouth'll be right at ear height.
( Kroney, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:08, Reply)

I will punch you square in the bollocks if you do.
Just saying, like.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:11, Reply)

Man from Winchester
versus man from Guildford. It'll be the fight all the northerners can really have a good laugh at.
( Kroney, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:13, Reply)

Laughing as they wheeze their coal-filled lungs up

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:17, Reply)

We may make them chuckle
with our nancy hair pulling, but we shall laugh last and the loudest as they succumb to a heady cocktail of TB and phossy jaw.
( Kroney, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:19, Reply)

And again we shall guffaw
as they walk shivering down the garden path looking in vain for a lavatory, ignorant that south of the Watford Gap, we have had indoor facilities for over 100 years.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:21, Reply)

And I'll start asking
questions about how they make the pretty colours and is it because they paint the gunpowder and if it is who does it and where is it done and why don't they get better jobs and do they have to do it grain by grain or can they spray paint a bunch.
( Kroney, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:11, Reply)