I feel ill, overworked, skint, stressed and bored.
My house is a dilapidated tip, all my friends are cunts, I've got fuck all holiday left until 2011, I still have neither TV nor internet at home, and one of my turntables is broken.

Fie on you with your good mood, fie on you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 8:43, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Why are you always so upset?
You have a girlfriend now, haven't you? You can see your daughter without the crazy ex. I know for sure that your B3ta friends are not cunts.

Do you spend your day looking for reasons to be upset?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 8:46, Reply)

BGB specifically challenged us to rain on her parade.
I was merely following orders.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 8:47, Reply)

I see what you did there
Good work. You're unique at making people feel gray.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 8:48, Reply)

haha this is a totally sweet burn

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:05, Reply)

Sorry, I don't understand 'teen speak', what does this mean?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:07, Reply)

She insulted you in an amusing and subtle manner
which I found enjoyable
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:09, Reply)

I see, thank you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:09, Reply)

You've been served.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:10, Reply)

I prescribe.....
MOAR FUN WITH LADIES!
LESS DRUGS!
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 8:47, Reply)