Boo hoo - I'm not able to drink beer tonight now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:23, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Is suicide an option?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:27, Reply)

It's always an option.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:29, Reply)

hello you
why no beers?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Greetings.
No beers because I am in a panic about my mother coming up on Saturday and my daughter coming round to my house.

My house is a drug-strewn tip: not a good look. I also feel ill.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:30, Reply)

very restrained
i am impressed.

just get the hoover out. you can borrow my shiny new dyson. job done!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:34, Reply)

That's a fair
enough excuse. I expect a Queen style cleaning video tomorrow please.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:34, Reply)

Now it's your turn
we're going out for beers tonight Swipey. Put on your dungarees, we're going to sparkle in Soho.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:37, Reply)

(i) sorry i have a date tonight with my personal trainer
followed by a pizza with my friend over in ealing

(ii) dungarees? are you mad? those aren't easy-access.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:39, Reply)

(i) That doesn't sound like "Yes"
(ii) Why on EARTH would you need easy access in Soho. Dyke.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:41, Reply)

"six little words
i'm not gay but i'll learn"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:43, Reply)

I'm not gay but I can be tricked

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:55, Reply)