I sent a girl some roses on valentines day
about 2 years ago, turns out she was secretly screwing a mate of mine, I was oblivious.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:10, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

aww that's sweet though
I hope you would still do it again.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Nope, snakes with tits

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Haha!
Someone who's as bitter as me.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Cost me £40 as well.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Pfft! I spent way more than that and got fucked over.

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)

over
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:33, Reply)

That's true also.

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:34, Reply)

I read somewhere that men like being sent flowers, less about the flowers and more about being thought of.
How would you feel if a girl sent you flowers??

I almost sent a guy flowers once. My mate Matt told me not to. So I didn't.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:16, Reply)

My gf gave me flowers last year not long after we first got together. I thought it was ace - nobody had ever done that before

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:18, Reply)

I don't like being sent flowers
They are dead things. I rather get a plant.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)

I was never really a fan of flowers but if a bloke sent them to me I reckon I'd be over the moon.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:20, Reply)

I'd be happy that he thought of me
But I'd be thinking "Obviously, he doesn't know me well enough, he's not put enough effort. Next time he'll be sending me chocolates" (I don't like chocolate)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)

hahaha
to be real, if a guy got me chocolates I'd probably die a little inside, yes I'm fat, no I don't want you to send me chocolates
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Yes, that's another point
And, ffs, be creative. What's that? Chocolate, flowers and a card? How original! Thanks!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I actually said that to a guy once, I really hurt his feelings
aw, tear, lol
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Hahaha!
Oh, girl, at least I keep it to myself. I can imagine his face. But you were right, I'm sure he didn't spend a lot of time thinking about what to get you, eh?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)

it was actually because he wanted to go to the movies then go bowling and I'm like wtf really
probably two of the things I really don't like to do ever
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Well, you did well telling him, I think
Maybe something more subtle would have been better, but then they complain that we're not straight forward.

So did you just leave him there, with the flowers and the chocolate, or did you go to the pictures?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:53, Reply)

oh I met him and a friend and was like, well have fun
next time be more original

on hindsight, I was a mayjah bitch.
ah well, he's all loved up and engaged now so....
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I'm sure she's not half as good as you

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:59, Reply)

he's very very sweet
really, I'm glad he's happy, he deserves it
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:02, Reply)

And yet when someone gets you a nice
original present of a hoover, you cry!

Women.
( Kroney, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:52, Reply)

It wasn't nice
It's not nice when it's to do work, rather than to have fun. Presents are for fun. Same as I can't understand socks or soap for present. Why? Give me something I'm going to enjoy.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)

WOMEN

( Kroney, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:03, Reply)

I met Wiggy a few days before my birthday
and I wasn't expecting anything from him but he sent me some roses. However, the florists used Royal Mail and the roses arrived a week later in a bashed box that was covered in that tape that says "sorry your package was damaged". They were almost dead and pretty brown. When I rung Wiggy to tell him he said "there should have been a balloon as well" and I laughed myself silly.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:58, Reply)

He's cute! So sweet!
Now, Royal Mail... grrr
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I know, I was so annoyed with them!
But the idea of me receiving a bunch of dead mangled flowers from a boy I just met did make me laugh!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Um, I suppose the thought's there
but I don't own any vases or anything so at most they'll sit in a pint glass for 2 weeks after they're dead and then get chucked out.

Now a crate of beer on the other hand, and I'm yours.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:18, Reply)

*checks around for Vipros*
*sends crate*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:58, Reply)

"oh thanks Kitty, maybe you're not so bad after all"
"no probs P to the C, any time!"
"let's be buds!"
"yay!"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Only just noticed it.
Thanks, you fucking beaker.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:22, Reply)

oh whoops
I thought you were purposefully ignoring me to be rude. Carry on
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:41, Reply)