Quite a few 'what if's in my life
Especially when later told that a girl in my past fancied me too, but never said anything.

Nae bother, I'll never have the balls to ask a woman out.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:20, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*narrows eyes*
was that girl keen on equine presents?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Erm
If you mean Our Mutual Friend, then no and LOL!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Friend is such a strong word
Has she changed her number or is she ignoring my texts?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Think she changed her number a couple of months ago
I know she tried to contact you, but I think it was through FB and I told her she'd have more luck raising the dead.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:34, Reply)

oh right
she knows I never go on there so she probably didn't really want to talk to me
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Whatevs

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:41, Reply)

oh no you didn't!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:45, Reply)

*headbobs*
MM-HMM
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:47, Reply)

But you have a girlfriend now
Doesn't she make you happy?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:32, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:33, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:35, Reply)

You are mean
So mean, it should be ilegal.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:39, Reply)

This made me OFFICELOL

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Glad one of us is laughing
(just jk, you know, I'm laughing too, LOL)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:47, Reply)

But she does it so well.

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Too well
I never know if she's like that for real or not. I don't like arguments and her answers make me feel unconfortable some times.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:47, Reply)

She is EXACTLY like this for real.
It's still funny.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:50, Reply)

But she's just joking, isn't she?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Hehe!
She's a pussycat and you know it, but don't tell anyone else.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:50, Reply)

WTF?!
BGB, I love you, but that's just malicious and irresponsible. TGB is the DEVIL, and to claim that she's anything other than that is both alarming and insulting.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:55, Reply)

oh man epic sadface
el diablo
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I'm going home now
See you tomorrow!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:01, Reply)

I knew you'd say that
I did kinda feed you the line.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Tomorrow the STOBART programme is on and I'll miss it as I have to go
out with Evil Pixie and Slovakian Tom for their stupid leaving dinner
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Oh man
I was looking forward to the fact deluge :(
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Oh, well
I've only seen her once, I think, and we were all too drunk :)

She didn't bite anyone, so I think that proves your point.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:56, Reply)