I remember back when I was at school
A girl I knew giving me a note saying that she liked me. The only slight issue was that I fancied her older, and quite incredibly cute, sister at the time. I told her no. Her sister told me no. Everyone ended up alone.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:54, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

boys are jerks
lol
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:58, Reply)

At school I fancied Laura Phillips
And she liked me too, but my friends teased me for liking a girl so I told her I didn't fancy her and she was really upset.

I saw her in WHSmith a few years ago, she had become very plain looking and had put on a lot of weight.

Think I dodged a bullet there.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:00, Reply)

She never got over the rejection
and completely let herself slide into frumpy spinsterdom

*Highfives*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:05, Reply)

*fistbumps*
I like the idea of destroying her life at the age of 11.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:07, Reply)

It's like you're competing with Josef Fritzl!

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:08, Reply)

The Fritz ain't got nothing on me.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:11, Reply)

You mean you've transformed your basement AND your loft for such purposes?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:14, Reply)

She told me she always thought you were a fat gaylord

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:11, Reply)

*Insert picture of Leonardo DiCaprio narrowing his eyes*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:24, Reply)