To my dismay
I've realised by checking my own profile that I've been wandering aimlessly about on here for just short of six years.

That's a lot of potential for spouting shite. Luckily for you I'm a very slow typist.

The MQ - as defined by Plumdozer - is not a constant. At the moment there is a trend towards sociable evening threads for which I'm grateful.

There is, however, always scope for another nutter and that's a challenge I'm equal to.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:44, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

The MQ, my dear man, owes a debt to Mr Will Self and his Quantity Theory of Insanity.
I have merely applied it to B3ta OT.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:45, Reply)

If you are in any "celebrity death pool" league
Will Self is worth an outside shot, because sure as shit he's going to try and top himself one fine day, just because he thinks he's better than death.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)

Nobody will ever join me in a celebrity dead pool.
People have always said it's in poor taste.

The fuckers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:51, Reply)

I was in one a lot of years ago.
The pot was up to £75 and I wiped it out with Mother Teresa.

Mother Teresa - you made me very happy the day you died and I'm very sorry but I sinned (a lot) and got ratarsed and took my mates to the old DV8 lapdancing place under the arches in Leeds.

But we said a prayer for you. Honest, like.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:00, Reply)

I've been here 7 1/2 years
used to be a regular on /board before /talk even existed. At least then I had the excuse that I got practise with photoshop
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)

Blimey!
So you have. I thought I had the rights to the flat cap and slippers but they're rightfully yours.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:55, Reply)

I was a 4rthur regular before that went pop, too
man, that was a loooong time ago.

oh god! I just realised. I remember when QOTW was just a thread on /board. Is that the equivalent of "...when all this was fields"?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:00, Reply)

Pretty much so
I see your oldster, and raise you an image from 2002 of Kitty No-Hands, which I've still got somewhere under a long forgotten log-in.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:06, Reply)

when things on the internet are old
you know you are living in the future
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:14, Reply)

That's probably good then
Most of the time I feel like I'm 26, but tonight I'm feeling every single one of my 42 years on this earth.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:36, Reply)