A badger by the side of the road.
not abnormal, except this one was lying flat on its back with all four legs rigidly in the air, and its tongue hanging out, and looked utterly undamaged. I'm still struggling to work out how it died to end up like that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:30, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I was on a train the other day and saw a cow in a field in that position

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Mmmmmmm. Surprised beef. Mmmmmmm.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:33, Reply)

I bet it got up and went merrily about it's business as soon as the train had passed. The bovine prankster.

(Cave Duck, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Good to hear about a mental bovine again - I thought BSE had killed them all off.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Yeah, sales of "Inflatable Diasy" and realistic-looking plastic human shit are up 5%
And a new publication "Horny" is being launched for the bull-mag readership.
(Cave Duck, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:42, Reply)

That reminds me of a Far Side cartoon

(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:38, Reply)

I know the one you are thinking of

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Standing cows

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Car coming!

(berk, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Moo

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:48, Reply)

extreme pleasure
it'd been at a badger orgy all night, and Toad of Toad Hall knows how to use his tongue,
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:33, Reply)

^ very, very good indeed

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:55, Reply)

thanks

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:58, Reply)

maybe it had a heart attack
and it was just an unfortunate coincidence.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:37, Reply)

It would have had to have been upside-down before the heart attack, though?
that, or it was a heart attack-with-backflip.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:44, Reply)

that's the main symptom of a heart attack, it's how you know they're not faking it.
Jeez, I thought you were a doctor.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:06, Reply)

I stick to cells
whole people are a bit too complicated for my liking.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:21, Reply)

It was a young female badger that Bert had got hold of.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Driving up the A3
one day, I saw a fox hurtle across my carriageway towards the central reservation, only to get clouted by a car in the outside lane of the opposite carriageway. It went down in an explosion of fur and *immediately* it was back on its feet. It must have been instinct, though, as it went straight back down again and didn't get back up again.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:41, Reply)