In my defence
I don't padlock the outer skin, just the inside door. But yeah, it is pointless. Still, I've never been robbed at a Festival.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:37, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

me neither, except for the aforementioned chairs.
Although I've always camped with so many people that there's usually someone about at all times, even when huge bands are on.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:39, Reply)

big groups in tent circles is usually the safest.
But all festivals have several "professional" thieves operating.

1)nick big tent
2)put up big tent on opposite side of campsite
3)spend the rest of weekend robbing other tents and dumping stuff in big tent
4)sort out valuables at the end and leave the rest behind, in said big tent.

not being robbed is almost certainly more luck than judgement, although not having anything to steal in the first place is a good start.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:42, Reply)

That's because no-one else
wants 15 blocks of catering lard and pair of XXXL y-fronts, Al.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:54, Reply)

^lardlols

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:58, Reply)