when
i was walking home the other night (6.5 miles, ass-toning trainers /ac), i was too busy texting to look where i was going. this is because hyde park is a bit big and a lot dark when you are by yourself at midnight, so the iphone made me feel like i wasn't. anyway as a consequence of this, i fell over something that shouldn't have been on the side of the path in the dark. at all. something big and hard and rectangular. and sharp.

closer inspection with the iphone held over it revealed a television. dumped at the side of the path exactly where i chose to cross onto it from the mud. further inspection the following evening revealed a sign on it saying "TAKE ME, I'M YOURS." as far as i am aware, nobody has yet accepted this invitation to treat.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:49, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

brandishing the iPhone will make you a brightly lit target though!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:55, Reply)

i know
and having the ipod on means i wouldn't even hear the hammer-wielding maniac until it was too late. but still better than walking down the parallel road and breathing in all the fumes and braving the protesters who live outside the iranian embassy, those guys are mental!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:57, Reply)